Name: Someone to Watch Over Lily
Released: 2017-11-18
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) chaperone

It's just, if I'm sick, I might get the chaperone sick.
2) gazelle

like that limping gazelle at the watering hole that the alligator knows to eat.
3) dork

Even my reputation can't handle that dork hit.
4) insecurity

You know..."We all have insecurities. You've gotta be brave here."
5) receptionist

Especially that receptionist Heather. Right, buddy?
6) stripper

sending us a message from her stripper pole.
7) blazer

You wear blazer to school. You play the pan flute.
8) cello

If you're both going out, who's taking me to cello?
9) shrink

- Who needs a shrink now?
10) vine

I've seen vine climb walls faster than that. Move your butt.
11) esteem

Oh, there's your esteem-building parent right there.
12) soda

There's tons of soda in there.
13) locker

- Shaving cream in her locker? - Just stand over there and yell if someone's coming.
14) outfit

buy her a new outfit, get her some hair rings.
15) aunt

- And then there's the crazy aunt and the frozen cows. - Oh, please.
16) notation

except for a tiny notation in your calendar?
17) lacrosse

No way. She plays lacrosse and takes cello lessons.
18) harness

Excuse me, Sherpa. Could you assist me with the harness?

1) vandalize

Honey, we need to go down to the police station. Our daughters just vandalize the school.
2) obsess

I worry. I think about a tiny little thing, and then I obsess on it...
3) kidnap

What, so she gets kidnap and I get in trouble? No, thank you.
4) puncture

- You don't like? - Of course not. You puncture our daughter.
5) limp

like that limp gazelle at the watering hole that the alligator knows to eat.
6) ditch

You ditch a class?
7) apologize

Phil, I already apologize. It just came out wrong.
8) revise

So Cam and I have been revising our will...
9) shout

So you shout.
10) pierce

- What I told you. - You pierce her ears?
11) smell

She smell amazing.
12) shame

In the last hour, your father publicly shame Manny, dropped me from the sky...
13) trap

I've been trap in the garage for, like, 20 minutes!
14) blame

I just find it interesting that you blame Jay for everything...
15) cow

So cow freeze now? Are we all just accepting that?
16) shut

but you have to keep your mouth shut about anything you see.
17) burn

I hope the whole house burn down!
18) realize

That's sweet, but you realize it would only happen...

1) someplace

Know you were someplace you left no trace of...
2) casually

So we've been dropping by unannounced to, you know, casually assess our candidates.
3) altogether

Is there any way to avoid that bridge altogether?
4) securely

I'm securely hitched to a rope, which means I'm not going to fall.
5) somewhere

Because somewhere out there is a worried little girl...
6) apart

The buddy system falls apart. The principle of "last in, first out" is ignored.
7) absolutely

- Oh, absolutely. Jay, this one time... - We'll take two cars.
8) exactly

which is not exactly your strong suit.
9) alone

We left Luke alone in a parking garage!
10) sometimes

'Cause sometimes I wonder.
11) quite

It was quite simple, really.
12) especially

Especially that receptionist Heather. Right, buddy?
13) actually

It actually would take a lot of pressure off of me.
14) kind

No offense, but the family's hopes and dreams are kind of pinned on me.
15) along

- You wanna come along? - Can't. We got some stuff to do.
16) enough

If I move my head fast enough, it looks like the can is standing still.
17) though

That's what I do, though, isn't it? I worry.
18) far

It's just so far away from everything she knows.

1) overstimulated

They're a little overstimulated because there are so many things they're interested in.
2) unannounced

So we've been dropping by unannounced to, you know, casually assess our candidates.
3) daunting

It is a little daunting out there.
4) catastrophic

You know, anytime you have a catastrophic injury to your lumbar area...
5) awkward

Well, now you've put me in an awkward position.
6) tragic

There would have to be a very tragic accident.
7) rude

- Sorry. So rude. Totally inexcusable.
8) brave

You know..."We all have insecurities. You've gotta be brave here."
9) defensive

But you get so defensive whenever we talk about Luke's issues.
10) calm

Son of Jor-EI! Everybody stay calm!
11) nervous

You're just nervous because there's gonna be a lot of physical activity...
12) curious

He's a bright and curious boy, but he gets distracted.
13) loud

- Not so loud. Run.
14) frozen

Oh, yeah. Frozen solid. Mama's gonna send pictures.
15) excited

- I'm not. I'm excited to go. - Manny.
16) weird

That's weird. My cello teacher's car isn't here.
17) tough

I'm so happy you don't live in a tough neighborhood anymore.
18) okay

- Is that okay? - Yes, yes. Of course.

Modern Family » Season 2 » Someone to Watch Over Lily