Name: The One That Got Away
Released: 2017-11-18
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) dork

- I was king of the world. - Now you're dork of the night.
2) rectum

Sorry you said "rectum."
3) rabies

Use your phone. Mine's down there getting rabies on it.
4) racket

I have a tennis racket upstairs I only use as a bubble bath frother.
5) sweetie

I'm sorry, sweetie. Gloria's busy. No, don't cry.
6) gratitude

You could show a little gratitude, you know. These pants are new.
7) diva

The catch part went fine, mostly. I took a running dive into the dirt.
8) jerk

You know what? I'm acting like a jerk.
9) sausage

Sausage of the Month Club really nailed it in May.
10) dough

I am, as long as I'm using it to roll out dough.
11) underneath

Maybe if I put this underneath, then it won't, like, show...
12) cheer

Captain of the cheer squad, winner of every robot battle.
13) rival

Glen Whipple... my college rival.
14) sailor

He didn't stop for the screaming sailor in a tree?
15) cage

She wants to go on a date now, to the batting cage.
16) nerve

I'm trying to get up the nerve to tell her how I feel.
17) balloon

You know, when I was your age, I couldn't hit a balloon with a bat...
18) fence

Everything looks exactly the same. Except for the fence.

1) intimidate

She intimidate me. Every time I open my mouth, I say something stupid.
2) haul

I should be fishing, but I'm haul my ass across town...
3) swear

and I swear she was trying to say your name.
4) owe

we all owe you an apology.
5) forgive

Thank you all for coming. And I hope you forgive me.
6) knock

and a couple of hours later, I was knock the hide off that ball.
7) remind

It remind me of a college job I had parking cars.
8) grab

Oh, I must have her phone. She probably grab mine again.
9) refuse

- She refuse to get dressed.
10) nail

Sausage of the Month Club really nail it in May.
11) drag

and for some reason I drag this boat out on the lake...
12) quit

Do you remember the time you quit Cub Scouts and Dad got mad at you...
13) kick

How do you get kick out of a bakery?
14) ignore

He ignore me.
15) bet

Yeah. I just bet you need some time in a batting cage.
16) mention

I mention a few times I was thinking of taking up the saxophone.
17) decide

- Why did we ever decide to have a kid? - I don't know.
18) suck

- That totally suck. - You know what? Great party.

1) someday

Save the extra hip. You'll need it someday."
2) aboard

Permission to come aboard.
3) exactly

Ladies, do you remember exactly one year ago today...
4) earlier

I was in there earlier. I got myself one of those musical cards.
5) alone

alone with my thoughts.
6) finally

I'm on my way to the lake, finally. Just get something at the grocery store.
7) quite

As you know, Claire and I didn't quite finish ours.
8) almost

Almost.
9) outside

Hey, you know what? Why don't we go outside and toss the ball around.
10) actually

Hilarious, Whipple. I'm actually here with someone.
11) kind

- so this is kind of from all of us. - Yeah.
12) later

Catch you later.
13) half

- This is the life, huh? - It ain't half bad.
14) far

Is it far?
15) fast

I blow through them pretty fast with all this power walking I'm into.
16) together

- It's one of the best days we ever had together. - Really?
17) else

- but I can't get ahold of any-anyone else. - Can't do it.
18) ago

Ladies, do you remember exactly one year ago today...

1) ful

- And our gift is a ful version of that, and a card. - Wonderful.
2) ironic

It's ironic.
3) jealous

She was gorgeous. God, I was so jealous of you back then.
4) rid

Lily was driving me crazy all morning. I had to get rid of her.
5) gorgeous

She was gorgeous. God, I was so jealous of you back then.
6) excited

- Come on. I'm so excited. Let's go, Jay.
7) surprised

You know, I gotta say I'm a little surprised.
8) damn

You never used to talk to me like that before we got that damn dog.
9) weird

- It's weird being back here, isn't it? - I know.
10) stupid

That stupid dog next door!
11) okay

- No, it's okay. He might be friendly. He's nice. - He's so... He's nice.
12) mad

Do you remember the time you quit Cub Scouts and Dad got mad at you...
13) expensive

A little more expensive, but I can swing it.
14) tight

Thank you. - It's a little too tight, no?
15) blonde

Claire Pritchett, with the blonde hair and those brown eyes.
16) smart

She's really smart and funny, but she's on a softball team.
17) musical

I was in there earlier. I got myself one of those musical cards.
18) creative

Well, let me work my magic. It's all about creative editing.

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