Name: Regrets Only
Released: 2017-11-18
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) harpist

Two harpist are performing. You're anxious 'cause Andrew...
2) mountainside

# And down the mountainside #
3) hygienist

but you wouldn't until your dental hygienist said it changed her life.
4) overpass

It's a fund-raiser for The Friends of the Third Street Overpass Music Society.
5) outburst

Thanks a lot, Dad. Mom's little outburst just got me fired.
6) bouncer

I know. You said it made me look like a wimpy bouncer, so I cut it off.
7) raccoon

The raccoon get through the dog door again?
8) cauliflower

Cauliflower. Can't believe I did that again.
9) meltdown

- So you had a meltdown over that? - I did.
10) appetizer

Are you gonna get upset and start eating all the appetizer again?
11) moron

Phil! Phil, you moron! Stop it!
12) betrayal

So far it's anger, betrayal, terror and sadness!
13) sweetie

Sweetie, I know that. I know that.
14) nemesis

your nemesis from the steering committee, ran the event last year...
15) tangent

Boy, can that guy go on and on. Tangent after tangent.
16) broccoli

- What happened before the broccoli? - It came out of the blue.
17) sweetheart

We're so proud of you, sweetheart.
18) sadness

So far it's anger, betrayal, terror and sadness!

1) reschedule

Just so you know, I reschedule with Carla.
2) choke

So that was Andrew, who practically choke telling me...
3) insult

That's it! You insult a woman's driving and you use the air bunnies.
4) beg

It's a copy of The Book Thief that I beg you to read...
5) bore

Bored is right.
6) freak

Because she didn't tell me. She just freak out.
7) bother

I think you sound great. But if it bother the kid...
8) deserve

And every beautiful woman deserve flowers...
9) snap

Kill me, I know. But she still hadn't snap yet.
10) destroy

destroy that thing before it destroy this family!
11) suppose

That's it! How is she suppose to see this?
12) throw

and then threw my gym bag on top of them and completely forgot they existed.
13) bet

Oh, my God. I bet she doesn't even work there.
14) pull

You keep this up, and this won't be the last plug I pull.
15) suck

- What are you doing? - Nothing. She was, uh... She was suck her thumb again.
16) lose

She's lost a ton of weight.
17) forget

One time I forgot to get Gloria a birthday present, and I paid for it.
18) exist

and then threw my gym bag on top of them and completely forgot they exist.

1) practically

So that was Andrew, who practically choked telling me...
2) whatsoever

Not. No idea whatsoever.
3) unfortunately

but there has unfortunately been a slight...
4) possibly

Not. If I can possibly avoid it.
5) sometimes

Sometimes I just feel like I have to scream...
6) instead

I'll have a mango-kiwi smoothie, yogurt instead of ice cream, and make it low-fat.
7) forward

That's too bad. I was kind of looking forward to hearing about that one.
8) almost

I almost forgot. I picked up the broccoli you asked for.
9) actually

I was actually gonna run out and get my haircut this afternoon...
10) kind

- Last night... I know I got kind of carried away. - You don't need to apologize.
11) far

- Where'd you go? - Well, as it turns out, not very far.
12) ago

That's why I had you mail the invitations so long ago.
13) ever

Because ever since I met him, I've been trying to get Phil to try a wedge salad.
14) least

We wait. And then, when you least expect it, we make you pay.
15) always

You're always talking about how you miss working at the salon.
16) never

So let's pretend the whole thing never happened.
17) again

The raccoon get through the dog door again?
18) too

I do feel bad for those PETA folks. Their event's tonight too.

1) upscale

- Mom, is this upscale casual? - What?
2) relieved

The doctor called and said Lily's rash is just dry skin. I'm so relieved.
3) anxious

Two harpists are performing. You're anxious 'cause Andrew...
4) rude

Debbie stood me up for lunch. Rude, right?
5) upset

to let you know how upset I am.
6) impressive

Honey, that's impressive. You know what? Fifty-seven from you, 57 from us.
7) weird

No. That was more about a weird mall habit Claire has.
8) careful

Careful, buddy. Not today.
9) romantic

Okay. It was a romantic comedy my now ex-friend Reuben recommended...
10) tough

Mr. Tough Talk. Mr. Straight Shooter.
11) casual

- Mom, is this upscale casual? - What?
12) stupid

How stupid are you?
13) okay

You're a mess. Are you okay?
14) mad

- I don't think that I was apologi... - You were right to be mad.
15) proud

We're so proud of you, sweetheart.
16) blank

Let me just turn to the blank pages which should be...
17) dental

but you wouldn't until your dental hygienist said it changed her life.
18) aware

Yes. Yes. No. L-I am aware that there's also a PETA event, and...

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