Name: Sea Tunt: Part I
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) tracheotomy

...switchblade tracheotomy-giving dicknuts! Ow! Pam, cut it-- Ow!
2) submergence

So recovering the bomb requires a deep submergence vehicle.
3) quinoa

...from amaranth and quinoa without murdering helpless animals.
4) hallucination

Look, auditory hallucination aren't gonna make you any less delicious.
5) amaranth

...from amaranth and quinoa without murdering helpless animals.
6) switchblade

Ugh! And since when do you carry a switchblade?
7) philanthropist

I guess whatever useless thing philanthropist normally get...
8) trachea

I'm gonna make a small incision in your trachea with this.
9) candor

Well, I appreciate your candor in this matter, Ms. Archer.
10) billionaire

Guess it doesn't suck to be a billionaire, huh? Probably not.
11) submersible

Well-- Shut up. Since Krieger doesn't have a submersible hidden in his lab...
12) incision

I'm gonna make a small incision in your trachea with this.
13) gazebo

Take that, gazebo!
14) arson

I mean, the arson is not surprising.
15) werewolf

...you also thought you were a werewolf!
16) ransom

What? So ransom it back.
17) choke

Mm. Choke sex, that's her kink.
18) alcoholism

Don't say "high-functioning alcoholism."

1) ravage

Well, of countries ravage by war. Right, otherwise--
2) abound

...where mysteries abound!
3) beg

For years, decades, I have beg the so-called leaders of the world...
4) asshole

Ugh. No. PAM: You asshole!
5) swear

I swear to God, if you get us kicked off before I get my jumbo scrimps on...
6) quit

Oh, quit milking it.
7) decline

I had no idea her mental state had decline to such an extent.
8) shut

It's a figure of speech, like shut your hatch.
9) suppose

Then how are we suppose to beat anybody to a hydrogen bomb...
10) shoot

You'll wake up in time to get shot for treason...
11) kick

I swear to God, if you get us kick off before I get my jumbo scrimps on...
12) appreciate

Well, I appreciate your candor in this matter, Ms. Archer.
13) ignore

...to stop poisoning our oceans, but they have ignore my pleas.
14) crash

Last night, an Air Force B-52 bomber crash off the coast of Bermuda.
15) teach

CHERYL [OVER RADIO]: Wow, Tiffy, who taught you how to ﬂy?
16) split

But Cheryl and I split our parents' estate, so technically I'm only worth 500 million.
17) lock

Which is lock and-- No, no, no!
18) suck

CHERYL: Unlike you, who totally suck obviously.

1) figuratively

I have figuratively lost my tongue.
2) technically

But Cheryl and I split our parents' estate, so technically I'm only worth 500 million.
3) literally

With Brent, it was almost literally.
4) somewhere

There must be some recording device somewhere.
5) obviously

Which also doesn't suck, obviously.
6) apparently

Because apparently it's going around. Because-- Shut up.
7) definitely

...because the missiles are definitely tipped with VX nerve gas.
8) unfortunately

Which, unfortunately, soon became One Thousand Laptops Per Warlord.
9) possibly

Can I possibly help you?
10) normally

I guess whatever useless thing philanthropists normally get...
11) finally

What, did Bub finally die? Who's Bub?
12) otherwise

Otherwise there's not really much point.
13) instead

Could you, instead of antagonizing her, maybe go ahead and take off?
14) quite

Thank you. I've heard quite enough.
15) almost

With Brent, it was almost literally.
16) actually

Actually, the United States bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark.
17) soon

Which, unfortunately, soon became One Thousand Laptops Per Warlord.
18) far

So far all I've got is Horatio Cornblower, which...

1) facetious

Now? Really? You think this is a good time to be facetious?
2) anaphylactic

Oh, right. Speaking of, Pam's dying of anaphylactic shock.
3) undersea

...an undersea laboratory and this choppersaurus?
4) amphibious

What? We're not bombing them in advance of an amphibious invasion?
5) unwelcome

TIFFY [OVER RADIO]: Attention, unwelcome passengers.
6) philanthropic

...one of my many philanthropic endeavors is an undersea research laboratory...
7) bulletproof

And also apparently bulletproof. Well, yeah, you'd want it to be to prevent--
8) helpless

...from amaranth and quinoa without murdering helpless animals.
9) sterile

It's fine. It's pretty sterile.
10) immortal

In the words of the immortal Jeremy Bentham--
11) fierce

Because you look fierce. Rrowr!
12) vegan

And B, that's not even real shrimp. This is all vegan soy bullshit.
13) tragic

Oh, my God. How are you laughing? That's not funny. It's tragic.
14) rogue

...we could move to Cecil's island and be a rogue state.
15) beloved

Oh, come on, beloved illustrator of Gnomes?
16) useless

I guess whatever useless thing philanthropists normally get...
17) fuzzy

So, what, he's conducting a huge naval operation just for a warm fuzzy?
18) surprising

I mean, the arson is not surprising.

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