Name: The Honeymooners
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) tranq

What are you-- Let's go, bitches! Tiger tranq!
2) ugli

Oh, man, they gotta bump ugli now.
3) submachine

Well, I was gonna say Tokarevs and Shpagin-41 submachine guns...
4) incidentals

If I could just get a credit card for the room and any incidentals then we'll be--
5) peppercorn

...but, yeah, let's go with peppercorn. Thank you.
6) hag

Will you hag stop it? There's nothing going on over there.
7) negativity

And negativity is infectious, by the way.
8) extinguisher

CYRIL: Suppressing fire extinguisher!
9) madman

...the madman selling the uranium.
10) mousse

Because why the hell would there be penicillin in chocolate mousse?
11) blackout

Ah, wow, what'd you call it? Power blackout. And you're welcome.
12) salmonella

What, the salmonella dripping all over my desk?
13) verge

You shut up. I was on the verge of-- Dying?
14) hallway

Not really. I thought this was the door to the hallway.
15) bullshit

What the hell is this bullshit?
16) suction

Now, when I'm suction-cupped on a window, 30 stories above the ground.
17) rave

They will be. Raves make everybody horny.
18) archer

ARCHER: Lame.

1) unmake

...that you know nothing about because I just unmade it.
2) grope

And what part of your job, exactly, is groping my ass?
3) enrich

Catching the North Koreans who are in New York to buy enrich uranium.
4) stab

...I've been shot, stab, set on fire, poisoned, shot, sexually assaulted...
5) chew

...partially chew, shot, and declared legally dead.
6) apologize

I apologize, madame, but-- For what, Dunkirk?
7) shack

Like the Tuntmore Towers Hotel, where Lana's shack up with Mr. Archer?
8) crawl

...instead of whether or not you crawl out of your mother!
9) borrow

ARCHER: Because I borrow your credit card?
10) scream

That's what she was scream at you.
11) poison

...I've been shot, stabbed, set on fire, poison, shot, sexually assaulted...
12) declare

...partially chewed, shot, and declare legally dead.
13) steal

You didn't borrow it, you stole it.
14) arrest

Whoo. Wow. Thank God you've been arrest so many times.
15) grip

Ugh, it's like my heart's being grip by the icy fingers...
16) screw

Only if they're who screw me out of my bonus.
17) nail

Nailed it. Boom!
18) shut

CYRIL: Okay, first of all, just shut up.

1) sarcastically

No, I sarcastically climbed all the way up here to see what your bonus is.
2) figuratively

Well, figuratively. Literally!
3) remotely

Sucks, right? I mean, that's not even remotely fair.
4) sexually

...I've been shot, stabbed, set on fire, poisoned, shot, sexually assaulted...
5) legally

...partially chewed, shot, and declared legally dead.
6) literally

I am literally going to kill him.
7) somehow

Or that effeminate yet somehow condescending tone?
8) obviously

Archer... No, I mean, obviously it hurts...
9) apparently

Yeah, which is apparently French for just sitting around on your ass.
10) definitely

It's not democratic, not a republic, and definitely not glorious.
11) possibly

So you got an ETA on when you might possibly be ready to help?
12) twice

Twice on the same day.
13) certainly

Well, Pigley 3, that would certainly explain the glowing.
14) exactly

And what part of your job, exactly, is groping my ass?
15) alone

What? No. Actually, Archer's alone.
16) otherwise

...that until I say otherwise, Mr. Sticky-Fingers...
17) instead

Instead of feeling me up in the lobby-- Wait till we're in the room. Got it.
18) especially

Second, I trust Lana completely, especially with regard to Archer.

1) nuptial

Yeah, posing. And I'm drunk on nuptial bliss.
2) effeminate

Or that effeminate yet somehow condescending tone?
3) terrifying

...of some terrifying ghost of honeymoon future.
4) lame

Ugh. What's lame, Archer?
5) ridiculous

...that your bonuses will now be used to pay this ridiculous hotel bill...
6) unfair

Ugh! No way, that is so unfair. PAM: What, are they banging?
7) surprising

Yeah, which is why it's surprising that you're so shitty at it.
8) infectious

And negativity is infectious, by the way.
9) passive

Wow, heh, Lana, that was... Right? Totally passive-aggressive.
10) bare

Thanks. The memory of your bare ass will bring me comfort and warmth...
11) loud

If you don't answer, I'm gonna scream as loud as I possibly--
12) impressive

Thanks. That was actually pretty impressive.
13) fake

And that is for ruining my fake honeymoon.
14) broke

Broke. Jesus, the room's that much? ls there a problem?
15) drunk

Yeah, posing. And I'm drunk on nuptial bliss.
16) weird

Which would be weird. Your bonus?
17) odd

Odd choice of dying words.
18) satisfied

And third, Lana's pretty satisfied in the old romance department.

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