Name: Sea Tunt: Part II
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) blushy

ARCHER: Yeah, look at you. All blushy. LANA: Archer, be careful, the defib--
2) toboggan

I know what it means, you toboggan-wearing ass.
3) curd

Always teasing me, calling me Spamela, rubbing cheese curd in my eyes.
4) boner

You can lie but your boner can't.
5) defibrillator

Use the defibrillator on the DSV to restart the heart.
6) seatbelt

And I clearly said, "Seatbelts"...
7) mustache

Without the mustache, you look like a billion percent gayer.
8) sass

You are gonna sass yourself right out of a car seat.
9) cameraman

I'm a local Emmy-winning cameraman and na--
10) idiom

Oh. That's just an idiom. It means--
11) liqueur

So, Cyril, I'm thinking, um, coffee liqueur?
12) negotiator

He is the world's worst negotiator.
13) mitt

Three and three-fifths gallons, Cyril. And I counted them, so keep your mitt off.
14) sarcasm

Because your shitty sarcasm notwithstanding,
15) swimmer

Best case, for a strong swimmer, two minutes.
16) moratorium

"One, a 50-year, worldwide moratorium on all fishing. Two--"
17) booze

Uh, there was a ton of booze on the helicopter. Exactly, was.
18) spleen

I just felt my spleen slip out of what was my anus.

1) puke

Why are you puking so much?
2) stab

One time, she stab me in the neck.
3) lure

You people lure us out here to help the government recover a hydrogen bomb--
4) forgive

And I have forgive you for being such an incorrigible douche.
5) crush

Crushed by an off-brand drink machine.
6) refill

And I just refill the cans.
7) insure

It was insure for three times its value, so now I'm richer than ever.
8) bother

Which I never bother to read.
9) brick

Oh, brick it."
10) nail

CYRIL: Blow me, boom, nail it.
11) destroy

...those bastards are destroy our oceans.
12) cheat

The man who cheat death?
13) shut

Edie. Yes, shut up.
14) flood

GILLETTE: Oh, my-- Oh, I hurt my back. AUTOMATED VOICE: Pod one, flood.
15) doubt

LANA & GILLETTE: Ugh. I really doubt we'll have time, Randy.
16) guard

MURPHY: My men are guard the missiles. CYRIL: Well, there goes that plan.
17) replace

Da-da-da-da. You drink it, you replace it.
18) assume

Oh. I assume because I'm penniless?

1) terribly

Because I'm worried something may have gone terribly wrong down there.
2) notwithstanding

Because your shitty sarcasm notwithstanding,
3) wherever

But I really think we should do it wherever the missiles are...
4) literally

It would literally take 10 seconds to check it out.
5) somehow

...but also somehow irreparable brain damage.
6) basically

Basically pure ethanol. Huh.
7) hence

Hence those ridiculous fake mustaches...
8) obviously

So obviously they're gonna search us for weapons when we get down there, so--
9) apparently

Well, apparently they bought a bunch of nerve gas missiles...
10) possibly

That is the worst legend you could possibly have.
11) truly

And I hate that it's come to this, but I truly don't see an alternative.
12) exactly

Uh, there was a ton of booze on the helicopter. Exactly, was.
13) alone

Get Murphy alone, get him at gunpoint, and make him disarm the missiles.
14) finally

When I finally figured out how to tell you it's not yours.
15) almost

My God, the almost deliberate way...
16) super

But-- Okay, granted, that was super shitty.
17) outside

We don't wanna go outside, idiot!
18) actually

That might actually work. Of course.

1) incorrigible

And I have forgiven you for being such an incorrigible douche.
2) irreparable

...but also somehow irreparable brain damage.
3) bionic

And I have bionic legs.
4) irritable

Slightly irritable?
5) catastrophic

Tiniest hole in the hull would be catastrophic.
6) pathetic

...and this pathetic, trout-shouldered excuse for a boom operator is Chet.
7) infamous

Ugh. Is this the infamous Edie?
8) reversible

"Here, let me jailbreak your phone. It's a totally reversible process.
9) deliberate

My God, the almost deliberate way...
10) investigative

I am tough-but-fair investigative reporter Sojourner King.
11) anxious

What, anxious?
12) ridiculous

Hence those ridiculous fake mustaches...
13) insane

They're going to say that I've gone insane, heh, that I've lost my mind.
14) ninth

No! For like the ninth time, no!
15) surprising

Not surprising, given your salary.
16) inappropriate

Ahem. Inappropriate. The point is, and seriously, shut up...
17) fake

Hence those ridiculous fake mustaches...
18) broke

Nobody had been paid in months. The foundation was broke.

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