Name: Viscous Coupling
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) grappa

No shit, that was like 20 bucks' worth. Who drinks a pint of grappa?
2) saddest

Jesus. What was the second saddest?
3) tinnitus

Oh, my God. The tinnitus.
4) fireman

Oh, just some handsome firemen I met at a warehouse fire.
5) racket

PAM: Ugh! Not with all this damn racket. ARCHER: What--?
6) canister

Holy shit, there really are nerve-gas canister up here.
7) nerd

That's what all the space nerd up here kept saying.
8) pint

No shit, that was like 20 bucks' worth. Who drinks a pint of grappa?
9) archer

ARCHER: Cyril?
10) asshole

Hey, asshole!
11) prospectus

She said that? Oh, my God, that phony prospectus must have worked.
12) pumpkin

KATYA: Yeah, don't give me your pie of pumpkin, Barry. You are in the big trouble.
13) sushi

No. It's "rnushi" night. Movie and sushi.
14) goose

So creepy. Look, I've got goose bumps.
15) idiot

What happened to your idiot voice mail?
16) tractor

Dude, it's not a fricking tractor.
17) whore

...it'll be when some whore is giving you a blow job.
18) vault

Are Mother and Lana still in the vault?

1) misunderstand

And I'm sorry if you misunderstood. I did not call you for the romance.
2) puke

you drank it and then puke into my trash can.
3) accuse

Sorry I accuse you of-- It's okay.
4) drown

Pam told me about a little girl who drown trying to save a puppy.
5) negotiate

Cyril, remember the ground rules for this? So carefully negotiate?
6) mess

No, seriously, I can barely hear me. Are my ears really that mess up?
7) trap

Woodhouse might be trap in the dumbwaiter again.
8) attract

Wait, please. Lana, come on. You can't deny we're attract to each other.
9) blame

A situation, by the way, for which I blame you entirely.
10) cheat

Cheated on you as much as I did, Lana, and I'm 10 times handsomer than him, so--
11) assault

To be unconscious in a bathroom without being sexually assault by--?
12) shut

MALORY: Oh, shut up. Hey, Friday happy hour, you guys in?
13) lie

ARCHER: So you lie to her about being on the space station because-?
14) strike

Cyril Figgis strike again!
15) lock

That's how Mother and Lana wound up lock in the vault.
16) wet

And if he plays his cards right, he'll be wet a lot more than his--
17) happen

What happen to your idiot voice mail?
18) beat

And why are you beat on shit?

1) spontaneously

So it just spontaneously combusted?
2) deliberately

Convincing, not deliberately hurtful. Well?
3) sexually

To be unconscious in a bathroom without being sexually assaulted by--?
4) barely

No, seriously, I can barely hear me. Are my ears really that messed up?
5) somehow

And also if I can prove it somehow.
6) somewhere

...or somewhere else snowy where he can't track us.
7) obviously

Well, you know, I hate to say this, but obviously he met someone else.
8) carefully

Cyril, remember the ground rules for this? So carefully negotiated?
9) truly

...if you ever truly loved me, you will help Barry to come home to me.
10) actually

It was actually about 10 times worse.
11) kind

It honestly kind of comes and goes.
12) later

Okay, Lana, check you later.
13) together

About how you've matured and you wanna get back together.
14) else

Well, you know, I hate to say this, but obviously he met someone else.
15) ago

Wow, that was months ago.
16) ever

And also than Cyril could ever be.
17) once

Is it too much to ask? Just once?
18) again

And if you blow that thing again, the next time you hear it...

1) incapacitated

I'm sorry, did you say "incapacitated"?
2) bionic

He's not unstoppable anymore. Ray's got bionic legs.
3) unstoppable

Barry the unstoppable psycho cyborg.
4) wasteful

Well, nobody now, Wendy Wasteful. So you can buy my first couple of rounds.
5) viscous

Told you it was the viscous coupling.
6) snowy

...or somewhere else snowy where he can't track us.
7) pathetic

No, you please, he loves me. You should have heard that pathetic tape.
8) erect

My penis can only get so erect.
9) unconscious

To be unconscious in a bathroom without being sexually assaulted by--?
10) sworn

"Why is that weird?" Because my sworn purpose in life...
11) cruel

Damn you, tinnitus, you're a cruel mistress.
12) dumb

Yeah, that was the third dumb thing I've ever said.
13) deaf

Yes, yes! Okay, Jesus, I'm not deaf.
14) swift

Swift and severe. The punishment will be swift and severe.
15) epic

Yeah, but only because he wanted to see an epic robot-- Oh, shit.
16) periodic

That's great, Mother, keep those periodic updates coming.
17) bare

Because I will kill him with my bare hands.
18) brilliant

Okay, and since certain people around here may not see how brilliant my plan is...

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