Name: Coyote Lovely
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) loanword

Archer- It's a loanword. Or is it a calque?
2) calque

Archer- It's a loanword. Or is it a calque?
3) medevac

The stupid Border Patrol shot me twice, and I could really use a medevac chopper.
4) louver

A ridiculous low-rider truck with fender flares and louver and shit?
5) gunfight

Republican was shot in a gunfight with some illegals.
6) whoop

Big whoop, I'm spooning a Barrett .50 cal. I could kill a building.
7) tinnitus

Ow! Apologize to my tinnitus.
8) cartel

CYRIL: And probably Mexican cartel gunmen. LANA: What'd I just say?
9) feline

...for feline AIDS. ARCHER: We get it!
10) beep

...and then it's, ha-ha, beep, and then somehow Pm the idiot.
11) scorpion

Don't engage him. I've been lying in scorpion piss for two hours...
12) adrenaline

Whoa, hey, ladies, come on. I know the adrenaline's still pumping...
13) temper

No, just my temper.
14) urn

Urn, if I could I'd like to take this
15) mio

Diés mio, don't kill them.
16) ancestor

I mean, it's not like your ancestor, you know, had papers.
17) spoiler

...for which, spoiler ahead, they don't pay taxes.
18) chopper

So if there's any way to get to one, a medevac chopper wouldn't kill him.

1) nein

KRIEGER [OVER INTERCOM]: Just say the word. Krieger! No! Or nein or whatever.
2) smuggle

I bet she smuggle in a thousand of them son of bitches a year.
3) slap

KREGER: She slap you so hard, you died.
4) insist

But you insist that we do it.
5) swear

Do not call her. I swear to God, I'll--
6) spoon

Big whoop, I'm spoon a Barrett .50 cal. I could kill a building.
7) punch

Because I couldn't hear you over the sound of now I'm punch you!
8) arch

Arched Not talking to you.
9) hang

PAM: How's it hang, Jorge? Bien, Ms. Pam.
10) stack

Hang on, Lana, I'm stack rocks in order of descending size.
11) shut

Will you shut up and stitch me up?
12) suppose

Well? Then what? I suppose next you'll tell me...
13) shoot

...that Sterling beat both of you up then shot Cyril?
14) lie

Don't engage him. I've been lying in scorpion piss for two hours...
15) bet

Speaking of, I bet a Mexican would do this for a buck an hour.
16) promise

...if she promise never to do this again, maybe over a drink?
17) pull

ARCHER: Okay, okay, I'm pull over.
18) catch

Great, so after we catch him, you can intentionally hurt his feelings.

1) hasta

Adiés? Not hasta pronto or--?
2) intentionally

Great, so after we catch him, you can intentionally hurt his feelings.
3) somehow

...and then it's, ha-ha, beep, and then somehow Pm the idiot.
4) besides

And besides, what kind of car will the Border Patrol be looking for?
5) somewhere

Well, I'm sure there's a lesson in there somewhere, but-- Ow!
6) obviously

That you obviously didn't get into?
7) twice

The stupid Border Patrol shot me twice, and I could really use a medevac chopper.
8) doubt

Really doubt I'm going to heaven.
9) truly

And to you, doctor. You truly have the gift of healing.
10) exactly

MALORY: Now, tell me exactly what happened.
11) almost

What are you doing? You almost killed Lana.
12) super

I'm just super good at that.
13) actually

I actually have some thoughts on that. No, you--
14) kind

Uh, well, kind of slowly, at first.
15) though

Still, though, it doesn't--
16) far

But if they call this in, you'll-- We will be far away by then.
17) together

Seriously, get your shit together.
18) cheap

Cheap because they don't pay taxes. Thank you.

1) overburdened

LANA: Uh, our overburdened health care system?
2) undiagnosed

...or even undiagnosed atypical autism.
3) haggard

Uh... Come on, for some haggard Mexican?
4) autistic

Oh, my God, maybe I am autistic. Ow.
5) calming

Since I find repetitive behavior so calming!
6) impending

Clean the impending massive heart attack out of your ears.
7) pervasive

...is that he's got some kind of pervasive developmental disorder...
8) repetitive

Since I find repetitive behavior so calming!
9) petty

Thanks to one petty local politician.
10) racist

I mean, not to sound racist, but we all know who the terrorists are.
11) ridiculous

A ridiculous low-rider truck with fender flares and louvers and shit?
12) insane

I really think you might be insane.
13) stern

Awesome. Senorita Moreno go with a stern warning...
14) bored

How are you bored?
15) dumb

Maria Moreno, dumb-ass.
16) developmental

...is that he's got some kind of pervasive developmental disorder...
17) inappropriate

Sorry, that was inappropriate.
18) innocent

You call headquarters, you say an innocent Amer--

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