Name: Legs
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) legwork

Yeah, but now it requires literal legwork, Ray, like walking and maybe running.
2) bulldozer

You'd need a bulldozer made of acid to get in here.
3) pretense

Obtaining armory materiel under false pretense is a fireable offense.
4) gunshot

Were those gunshot?
5) vanadium

...which I will fuse to a vanadium alloy endoskeleton...
6) mumps

Mumps? Or who knows.
7) luau

Ugh. Like the infamous luau incident?
8) shred

Hopefully the last remaining shred of Archer's eardrums.
9) launcher

Rocket launcher, si, molto pronto. RODNEY: Hmm.
10) robotic

No, this has nothing to do with robotic. I'm talking about bionics.
11) terminator

ARCHER: Krieger! He's making a gay Terminator!
12) spaghetti

So whenever my assistants get here. What's up, spaghetti-legs?
13) mister

I want that all cleaned up before Monday, mister!
14) dealership

Ron, this isn't a car dealership, it's-- The same principle.
15) archer

ARCHER: Krieger! Krieger!
16) erection

Like give you an erection?
17) asshole

Good morning, asshole smoke alarm!
18) furnace

Maybe he can mince down to the bank and apply for a $12,000 loan for a new furnace.

1) preapprove

Preapproved by whom? Oh, now you're on my side.
2) lurch

Oh, my-- I basically just lurch from one fireable offense to the next.
3) arouse

...I think it's super creepy you get sexually arouse by physical violence.
4) wander

I may have wander pretty far from the Church...
5) remind

Which remind me, Grover Cleveland called, he wants his watch back.
6) shut

I don't know, we'll say B was "shut up." And are we done here?
7) suppose

But if you don't put everything back where it's suppose to go--
8) rev

Oh, yeah, even that little bit's enough to get the engine rev up.
9) shoot

I don't think he's on this floor, but idiot Brett managed to get shot.
10) lie

MALORY: Well, I'd be lying if I said I cared.
11) realize

Whew. I realize that.
12) bet

Oh. You mean this rocket launcher? Because I bet it would open the door.
13) doubt

I can promise it ain't my last. I mean, I doubt he can find it.
14) catch

[IN NORMAL VOICE] I'm kidding, obviously. I wouldn't be caught dead in a sweater vest.
15) slide

Just like Fourth of Ju-Luau. Yeah, if you slid a pig under him.
16) assume

I mean, I assume there is, but--
17) spend

Because I spent 30 years building the business so I don't have to be.
18) happen

No, I mean, if, God forbid, the worst happen, there's lots of Dumpsters.

1) threateningly

Oh, or Spacebot. If you continue to behave threateningly-
2) grievously

And I'll wait here for the ambulance to take your grievously wounded child...
3) sarcastically

Sarcastically. Oh, because you could die.
4) nicely

That is inadvisable at this time. You know, if I asked it nicely.
5) incredibly

Although somehow incredibly single. Wha--? I go on tons of dates!
6) sexually

...I think it's super creepy you get sexually aroused by physical violence.
7) barely

This man is barely clinging to life, Woman. Get ahold of yourself.
8) somehow

Although somehow incredibly single. Wha--? I go on tons of dates!
9) basically

The human body's basically a potato clock.
10) somewhere

Wait, where? Gotta be somewhere in there.
11) obviously

My mother obviously doesn't know about this stuff, so--
12) possibly

What could possibly go...?
13) twice

I've already done it twice.
14) exactly

Yes, exactly, that's why you need a nice, long, relaxing cruise.
15) almost

We're almost done, if somebody can find their last beer.
16) super

...I think it's super creepy you get sexually aroused by physical violence.
17) actually

Me too. But actually I was wondering if you'd like to walk again.
18) kind

I have to say, it kind of worries me you don't know the names of the actual bones.

1) inadvisable

That is inadvisable at this time. You know, if I asked it nicely.
2) preapproved

Not on the preapproved list of equipment for this mission.
3) asexual

Well, no, aren't Terminators asexual?
4) bionic

Because I think Krieger's doing some kind of bionic shit to Ray's legs.
5) vehicular

Vehicular hermaphrodite? Shut up.
6) infamous

Ugh. Like the infamous luau incident?
7) ridiculous

And once again, you parked that ridiculous car in my space.
8) literal

Yeah, but now it requires literal legwork, Ray, like walking and maybe running.
9) insane

ls there a Greek word for "insane"? Yes.
10) unfair

That is so unfair.
11) impressive

That's actually fairly impressive. You have no idea. With that city council?
12) surprised

...I wouldn't be surprised if you're out of a job.
13) damn

So are you gonna open the damn door? As soon as you give me that weapon.
14) weird

Because Krieger's creepy and weird, but he's not homophobic...
15) emotional

Well, but also emotional violence.
16) stupid

Because, duh, I'm helping Krieger turn Ray into a stupid cyborg.
17) capable

Let her handle it. She seems capable. Hey, thanks.
18) mad

That's why I can never stay mad at him.

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