Name: Lady Lazarus
Released: 2016-12-07
Cast: Jon Hamm, Vincent Kartheiser, Elisabeth Moss, John Slattery

1) schmoe

with some schmoe from LutherviIIe, MaryIand.
2) banter

You know, your banter.
3) dossier

I read a 30-page dossier
4) jug

Sit back, Iet the business roII in whiIe you pass the jug
5) mop

untiI our mop-top in the white Ieatherjacket
6) cracker

I'm hungry. I'm going to get some cracker or something.
7) audition

but I feIt better faiIing in that audition
8) supper

I can go home, have some supper, and stop by Iater.
9) gut

That takes a Iot of gut.
10) paperwork

I got aII the paperwork at my house.
11) intrusion

-I reaIIy don't want to be an intrusion. -It's fine.
12) snack

I'm going to have a snack and go to bed.
13) rejection

Why do they give you a gIimmer of hope in the midst of rejection?
14) dessert

Head of dessert? PIease teII me he's 300 pounds.
15) iris

Your iris are so bIue and round.
16) sake

-For God's sake, are you avoiding me? -Yes.
17) actress

TeII Don I stiII want to be an actress?
18) trash

and I thought aII I have to do is throw these in the trash and they'II fire me
19) twist

-It's adorabIe, right? -It's a nice twist
20) duck

duck into the ChevaIier BIanc Pub.
21) chess

Notice the white chess piece.
22) chaos

AII we want is the chaos and the fun,
23) pitch

So make your pitch brief.

1) dictate

They're exactIy as you dictate them to me.
2) scare

scare her away.
3) threaten

You were threaten by everything about her.
4) owe

She owe me, Iike, $1 5 at this point.
5) whip

that faiIs to use the words, "Fake whip cream."
6) bake

Heinz Baked Beans.
7) curse

Why are you cursing?
8) warn

Next time we turn, I'II warn you.
9) freeze

that comes frozen and then meIts into this miracIe.
10) succeed

than I did when I was succeed at Heinz.
11) quit

Megan's gone. She quit. She's gonna be an actress.
12) suppose

I was suppose to taIk to Dunphy, but he's sick again.
13) shoot

So shot for shot, it's A Hard Day's Night,
14) appreciate

I've aIways appreciate what you've done for me,
15) wake

I mean, you woke me up in the middIe of the night.
16) promise

I promise.
17) catch

Aren't you worried you're going to get caught?
18) decide

she's decide to go back to acting fuII time.
19) ride

I mean, suddenIy I don't think about the fact that you ride with my husband
20) spend

I spent more time training her than you did and eight months defending her.
21) happen

if something happen to me.
22) ski

-Are you aski if I ski? -No.
23) guess

Nothing I can do about that, I guess.

1) twice

on the train twice a day and that you live 20 minutes away
2) sometimes

Sometimes we don't get to choose where our taIents Iie.
3) inside

Then we're inside and we're in coIor,
4) soon

We'II taIk soon.
5) enough

or at Ieast they'd yeII at me and I couId cry enough and quit.
6) often

He taIks about you often.
7) together

No, I'II try and hoId it together.
8) ago

She Ieft a whiIe ago to meet you at the restaurant.
9) ever

and I'd see your wife at the market, if I ever went.
10) short

Imagine everything you have just stopped short
11) sure

I sure as heII didn't get to choose what I wanted to do.
12) hard

Is it hard to Iie to me now that you know me?
13) never

They're giving me presents, and I've never even met them.
14) again

I was supposed to taIk to Dunphy, but he's sick again.
15) too

You, too.
16) course

No, of course. I...
17) around

Wandering around, sIeeping in doorways.
18) down

The other day they asked me to take Stan's originaIs down to the printer,
19) even

but there's even more girIs.
20) right

I'II be right back.
21) before

He's done that before.
22) where

Where have you been hiding aII day? I was about to Ieave.
23) after

I'II see you after. I have to get my box.

1) insincere

Not that she's insincere, but, you know.
2) drab

dress up another drab cIient dinner?
3) unprotected

It didn't bother you to see the earth tiny and unprotected,
4) insignificant

Do they make you feeI smaII and insignificant?
5) baked

It's baked chicken.
6) fascinating

Acting is fascinating. It's probabIy easier for girIs.
7) bare

You shouIdn't cook in bare feet.
8) dramatic

I'm sorry, but you're being very dramatic.
9) surprised

I'm surprised you're not doing better.
10) drunk

I thought for sure you'd come home drunk.
11) indoor

My dream was indoor pIumbing.
12) stupid

on the stupid husband and pushy wife because they actuaIIy Iike each other.
13) okay

Megan, are you okay?
14) mad

You know what? You are not mad at me, so shut up!
15) dear

-Honey. -Yes, dear?
16) junior

It came with my junior partnership.
17) famous

Are you a reaIIy good skier? Like famous?
18) sweet

-Just taste it. -Is it sweet?
19) brief

So make your pitch brief.
20) rich

Peggy, she's going to be a faiIing actress with a rich husband.
21) serious

I'm asking you a serious question.
22) chief

Hey, chief, good news.
23) creative

WeIcome to the Creative Cookery Kitchen.

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