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00:19:51
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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Frosty is merely a bit of frozen supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat.
What can you tell me, if anything, about that busboy's penis?
...cupping his firm right buttock as I do so.
Has he finally come to terms with his little slugger growing breasts?
Well, he sent me a football and a catcher's mitt for Christmas...
...of how electric dipole in the brain's water molecules...
She's a waitress, but going to school to be a microbiologist.
...we had an inflatable Santa Claus with plastic reindeer on the front lawn.
...that celebrated the winter solstice with lit fires and slaughtered goats.
...Mitzy is the one who is dead, why are you the one making a fuss?
Well, he sent me a football and a catcher's mitt for Christmas...
With some waitress from the university cafeteria.
...they induced neighborhood-wide seizure.
...by the fact that I haven't had intercourse with him in eight years.
No, it's fine. Sir Isaac can go next to this candy cane.
You're kidding, right? It's a bust of Sir Isaac Newton.
Well, initially I felt something akin to grief and perhaps anger...
I've been responsible for my own orgasm since 1982.
So you must be devastate about your divorce.
I was really with him up to the point that he succumb to social convention...
...to being betray by a loathsome son of a bitch.
...in which the aging individual mourn the loss...
So, Howard, have you and Rajesh finally summon the courage...
You dispute Newton's claim that he invent calculus...
...they induce neighborhood-wide seizures.
...that celebrated the winter solstice with lit fires and slaughter goats.
I do not. But if you insist on decorating a spider-infested fire hazard in my home...
Sheldon, I do hope you forgive me for my inappropriate behavior last night.
What I want is to be depart the starship Enterprise...
Oh, speaking of fathers, Leonard, that remind me. I'm divorcing yours.
Aw, I always tear up when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes.
Frosty is merely a bit of frozen supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat.
Is it because she's uneducated, trap in a menial service position?
I blame Penny.
It means the depression that arise from comparing the world as it is...
Why didn't you tell me you were tap my homegirl?
Leonard comes from a remarkably high-achieving family...
I was going to ask Leonard to do it, but he seemed a bit emotionally unstable...
Obviously, Leonard is concerned that his mother won't approve of you as his mate.
...could not possibly form a Bose condensate.
That's exactly what I say during orgasms: Yikes.
Perhaps when your mother gets here, she'll talk some sense into you.
So, Howard, have you and Rajesh finally summoned the courage...
Well, I hope so. Otherwise, why would we have stopped at Del Taco?
Jesus, on the other hand, was actually born in the summer.
Oh, fair enough.
Oh, sounds festive. Did you at least give presents?
Okay, now this time, try drinking it all at once.
Aw, I always tear up when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes.
Now I'm less fine.
A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account.
I just love decorating the Christmas tree, it makes me feel like a little girl again.
Mm, I want that too.
To comfort you, of course.
I found the Grinch to be a relatable, engaging character.
...but that's the natural reaction of the limbic system...
Leonard, what you're experiencing is a classic Jungian crisis...
...to being betrayed by a loathsome son of a bitch.
Is it because she's uneducated, trapped in a menial service position?
...and you are exhibiting the same secretive behavioral tics...
- You were intoxicated. - Thank you.
August 16th. Right after her carpal-tunnel surgery.
Really? That means he's either embarrassed by the relationship...
Oh, not at all. But I am a bit distressed to be in a vehicle...
...to express your latent homosexual feelings towards one another?
Oh, sounds festive. Did you at least give presents?
Frosty is merely a bit of frozen supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat.
Yes, but we are on the subject, so I'm obliged to ask.
...we had an inflatable Santa Claus with plastic reindeer on the front lawn.
...while you avoid me due to unresolved childhood issues.
Okay, it's lame when I say it, it's ridiculous when you pile on.
Okay, it's lame when I say it, it's ridiculous when you pile on.