Name: The Staircase Implementation
Released: 2021-01-21
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) methacrylate

Why do I smell methacrylate?
2) bowels

When do you evacuate your bowels?
3) fella

Apparently, the one fella tried to adjust the thermostat...
4) buttocks

- "Tushy" is "buttocks," right? - Right.
5) retrospect

In retrospect, that was clue number two.
6) acknowledgment

That's simply an acknowledgment that I was right.
7) distress

Unless the apartment's in distress.
8) thrust

...that will generate over 8000 kilonewtons of thrust.
9) elevator

That's part of it. The other part is what happened with the elevator.
10) breeze

...in relation to the heat source in the winter and a cross breeze in the summer.
11) landlord

Not only did Sheldon save my life, he didn't rat me out to the landlord.
12) breach

But you didn't notify me by e-mail, so this is still a breach.
13) dude

Run away, dude.
14) nut

Not as nut as the guy who chooses to live with him.
15) roommate

This is the temperature you agreed to in the roommate agreement.
16) footage

...of the cubic footage of common areas.
17) bat

...then the other fella went bat-crap crazy.
18) trick

The trick is to mix it into Tovex in order to create a combustible gel...

1) entitle

According to the roommate agreement, I'm entitle to allocate 50 percent...
2) offend

Oh, so the dialogue offend you?
3) invent

"If either of us ever invent time travel...
4) pretend

Shh. Just pretend we're not here.
5) violate

I'm here because you violate our roommate agreement.
6) knock

Anyway, I went upstairs and knock on the door.
7) settle

And according to the roommate agreement, all ties will be settle by me.
8) assure

I assure you, you'll be sorry you wasted your money on an iPod...
9) screw

...the roommate agreement screw you.
10) reveal

Luckily, Sheldon drove her out before I reveal anything important.
11) suppose

Okay, I suppose I could drive you.
12) bet

- Oh. I bet you're here to check out the room. - Yeah.
13) assume

You just assume you're always right?
14) grow

She grow any more hair on her face, yes.
15) happen

That's part of it. The other part is what happen with the elevator.
16) guess

- Uh... I guess. - This isn't going to work if you're guess.
17) protect

You're protect by your turtleneck.
18) walk

Then he walk into your bedroom while you're doing Joyce Kim...

1) luckily

Luckily, Sheldon drove her out before I revealed anything important.
2) precisely

...we agree our first stop will be this meeting today in precisely five seconds."
3) apparently

Apparently, the one fella tried to adjust the thermostat...
4) definitely

This is definitely gonna be my spot.
5) actually

Actually, I couldn't get too mad at him about Joyce Kim.
6) kind

...and after you pass the first three barriers, you kind of wanna take it all the way.
7) later

I'll get to you later.
8) often

Do you do this often?
9) far

- What? - Run fast, run far.
10) ago

Just like I was seven years ago.
11) ever

"If either of us ever invents time travel...
12) always

You just assume you're always right?
13) never

Never fly it upside down.
14) too

Actually, I couldn't get too mad at him about Joyce Kim.
15) course

Of course, there's too many people here.
16) down

Never fly it upside down.
17) even

I didn't even know her 12 hours ago.
18) right

All right. Next question.

1) freaking

...and where to sit on a freaking couch, but this is applied physics.
2) azure

The apartment's flag is a gold lion rampant on a field of azure."
3) rampant

The apartment's flag is a gold lion rampant on a field of azure."
4) daunting

- There's three? - Each more daunting than the last.
5) impending

"Roommates shall give each other 12 hours notice of impending coitus."
6) disappointing

Well, that's disappointing.
7) ridiculous

You move in with this guy, makes you sign a ridiculous roommate agreement.
8) insane

You are insane, you know that?
9) cubic

...of the cubic footage of common areas.
10) eternal

...I've placed it in a state of eternal dibs.
11) curious

Joyce Kim was curious about what I did for a living...
12) brilliant

...for watching Joss Whedon's brilliant new series, Firefly."
13) theoretical

You might be an expert on theoretical physics and science fiction programs...
14) noble

What is the sixth noble gas?
15) stupid

So I did something stupid. I'm sure you did stupid things.
16) korean

...she was a North Korean spy.
17) mad

Actually, I couldn't get too mad at him about Joyce Kim.
18) sustainable

Locating a sustainable food source, reestablishing a functioning government...

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