Name: The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Released: 2021-01-21
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) scoutmaster

Easy target. Big, doughy scoutmaster, couple of Cubs, mostly Webelos.
2) buttock

...tattooed on your right buttock?
3) brisket

My mother put an "I love you" brisket in my backpack!
4) damsel

...ignored the pleas of a damsel in distress.
5) purr

- Happy kitty, sleepy kitty - Purr, purr, purr
6) candor

The charm of your drug-addled candor knows no bounds.
7) virginity

I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeanie.
8) descendant

Surely you, his cultural descendant, can handle pad thai and dumplings.
9) appetizer

I'd like to start with one quarter of the Assorted Appetizers Plate...
10) sweetie

Sweetie and meaty at the same time.
11) meteor

Uh, T-minus five hours, 37 minutes to onset of meteor shower.
12) lesion

All right. "Moles, lesion or other skin conditions."
13) bun

Hot dogs, bun, s'mores. I mean, it's a freaking 7-Eleven.
14) nerd

Mostly science nerd like us, but just over yon ridge...
15) lettuce

I'm embarrassed, so I eat all the lettuce in the world and make them watch.
16) carrot

Maybe a Tupperware bowl of roasted potatoes and carrot?
17) metaphor

That's a fairly labored metaphor, but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.
18) mole

All right. "Moles, lesions or other skin conditions."

1) arouse

...without being arouse and ashamed.
2) injure

Injured and drugged is a kind of sick.
3) diagnose

- Have you been diagnose with diabetes? - No.
4) refresh

- Good idea. They'll be refresh. - Yeah.
5) optimize

Optimized. Ahem.
6) steal

You should write that down before someone steal it.
7) divide

...King Rama IV of Siam divide a huge empire...
8) grab

- All right. Everyone grab flashlights. - Okay.
9) nail

Nailed it.
10) shut

Will you shut up? We're all hungry.
11) suppose

I suppose it does take courage...
12) slip

I slip in the shower. I think I dislocated my shoulder.
13) appreciate

That's a fairly labored metaphor, but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.
14) wake

And the next morning when he woke up, he rolled over and realized...
15) lock

Our eyes lock over the pickled herring.
16) suck

Oh, this suck. I'm switching back to Real Sex.
17) lose

I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeanie.
18) establish

...is well establish in heroic mythology.

1) inexplicably

According to the inexplicably irritable nurse behind the desk...
2) whatsoever

I see no organizational system in here whatsoever.
3) sufficiently

Oh, I think we're going sufficiently fast.
4) apart

It's so tender, it falls apart in your hands.
5) properly

According to my Driver's Ed book, the side mirror is properly adjusted...
6) immediately

...he would pull the ship over immediately.
7) alone

I'm going to be dining alone this evening...
8) sometimes

- The engine does that sometimes. - It can't be nothing.
9) behind

...I've remained behind to complete my paper...
10) especially

Doesn't mean one won't be in another, especially if I drive.
11) soon

- Now, can we please go? - Yes. Soon as I adjust my seat.
12) later

I said we'd stop by a little later, after they have their nap.
13) currently

- Are you currently pregnant? - No.
14) far

There's the handle. Back. Too far.
15) fast

It's moving too fast. Raj, slow it down.
16) always

Mother always told me one should wear clean underpants...
17) hard

Come on. You guys can't be that hard up.
18) never

All right. Let it never be said that Sheldon Lee Cooper...

1) doughy

Easy target. Big, doughy scoutmaster, couple of Cubs, mostly Webelos.
2) labored

That's a fairly labored metaphor, but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.
3) unattractive

...are two not unattractive middle-school teachers...
4) pickled

Our eyes locked over the pickled herring.
5) whimsical

I have a series of whimsical duck stickers on the bottom of my tub.
6) irritable

According to the inexplicably irritable nurse behind the desk...
7) freaking

Hot dogs, buns, s'mores. I mean, it's a freaking 7-Eleven.
8) menstrual

- "When was your last menstrual period?" - Oh, next question.
9) embarrassed

I'm embarrassed, so I eat all the lettuce in the world and make them watch.
10) ironic

It does seem rather ironic that for want of 99-cent adhesive ducks...
11) ashamed

...without being aroused and ashamed.
12) understandable

Oh. Well, that's understandable.
13) roasted

Maybe a Tupperware bowl of roasted potatoes and carrots?
14) amazed

...they would be amazed and I would be their king.
15) adhesive

You have no safety mat or adhesive stickers...
16) assorted

I'd like to start with one quarter of the Assorted Appetizers Plate...
17) surprising

Not surprising.
18) behavioral

"List all major behavioral diagnoses, e.g. depression, anxiety, etc."

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