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00:20:13
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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Or "fornication." Yeah...
He'll say he can handle it, but you'll end up with churro puke on your shoes.
...that he was covering up feelings of anguish and betrayal.
Sheldon, I got you your tangerine chicken.
...that he was covering up feelings of anguish and betrayal.
...needs to use birth control or can she just be a diaphragm?
So the turmoil that has been keeping me...
I see you bought Mama Italia marinara spaghetti sauce.
- There are no solar flare now. - Yes, there are.
Will you cut up hot dogs into little chunk and mix them in with the sauce?
I'd hate for that effort to have been in vain.
It's just a suspicion I have.
I need a wingman. I don't wanna come off like a lonely loser.
Is it possible he said, "Bros before ho's"?
Just out of curiosity, do we still have hot dogs?
- I'll just substitute "intercourse." - Great.
- Which way are you going? - I parked my scooter down the block.
...looks like we butchered a pig, but nobody wanted bacon.
Yes, but I rephrase it to avoid offending the ho's.
...looks like we butcher a pig, but nobody wanted bacon.
Tell me why you woke me up or I swear to God I will kill you.
I'd rather you pretend I didn't say it.
No. I mean, I have no idea what you smell.
Oh, I believe that was something else I wasn't suppose to mention.
Tell me why you woke me up or I swear to God I will kill you.
No. You already threw up once. Go put on your p.j.'s and brush your teeth.
I bet you think you smell hot dogs.
And now, as promise, the tangent.
Oh, damn. They cancel my Visa.
I got lost.
...although he does spend a disturbing amount of time...
I guess not.
And don't let him go on Space Mountain after he eat.
...looking at photographs of you and smelling the pillow you slept on.
- How's Leonard doing? - He seem all right...
Usually, I'm on the team that pick last.
Are you hoping to get it telepathically?
So was Leonard okay with you coming over?
Well, I definitely smell raw hot dog.
Certainly. It's not like I have to moderate my food intake...
When you say "seeing Penny," what exactly does that mean?
You know what? I'll just spend the evening alone.
Perhaps you're getting a brain tumor.
Sometimes your lack of social skills astonishes me.
I didn't say outside.
Oh, actually, I'm this way.
What? Suddenly, I'm not good enough for you?
Or we could go together.
Usually, I'm on the team that picks last.
Oh, I believe that was something else I wasn't supposed to mention.
...and kind and sexy and funny and ever you ever wanted in a woman.
No. You already threw up once. Go put on your p.j.'s and brush your teeth.
I never stopped hanging out with you.
...because I'm planning on eating again very shortly.
It's tangential to the primary story. How about I circle back to it?
...from achieving REM sleep was entirely unjustified?
She'll take it and grind it into pathetic little pieces.
Eighteen overweight women flapping their arm fat...
That would be odd and suspicious behavior.
...so I'm going to go to the refrigerator and get myself a refreshing beverage.
...although he does spend a disturbing amount of time...
Such an angel when he's asleep.
Harsh terms, but all right.
Oh. Sheldon seemed to think I'd be upset about you hanging out.
Yeah, the whole thing seems a little twisted to me too.
That would be odd and suspicious behavior.
- Well, good. - I'm also pleased to report...
Satellites are down. Solar flares.
It was pure Disney magic.
Oh, Lord, I'm in Jewish hell.
Well, I definitely smell raw hot dog.
Jews don't have hell. We have acid reflux.