Name: The Pants Alternative
Released: 2021-01-21
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) astatine

And lanthanum and osmium And astatine and radium
2) lutetium

Europium, zirconium Lutetium, vanadium
3) busboy

You know, because of your award, not because that busboy sneezed on it.
4) americium

And Iron, americium Ruthenium, uranium
5) rhenium

Hydrogen and oxygen And nitrogen and rhenium
6) osmium

And lanthanum and osmium And astatine and radium
7) lanthanum

And lanthanum and osmium And astatine and radium
8) ruthenium

And Iron, americium Ruthenium, uranium
9) freudian

Classical Freudian. Good choice.
10) guacamole

...on why guacamole turns brown.
11) pretense

And I appreciate the pretense.
12) vanadium

Europium, zirconium Lutetium, vanadium
13) radium

And lanthanum and osmium And astatine and radium
14) sprout

...to a lima bean sprout.
15) geologist

I kid the geologist, of course...
16) laude

"Summa cum laude" is Latin for "with highest honors."
17) bartender

The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
18) gurus

These methods come from the ancient gurus of India...

1) obsess

It amazes me how you constantly obsess over fictional details...
2) sneeze

You know, because of your award, not because that busboy sneeze on it.
3) amaze

It amaze me how you constantly obsess over fictional details...
4) accuse

...she accuse me of breast feeding co-dependently.
5) nurture

I was showing that classical music nurture lima beans...
6) nominate

...if I'm ever nominate for the Hillbilly Peace Prize.
7) slice

...I hear from the lady who slice my bologna at Ralph's.
8) deserve

Not that I won the award. No one deserve it more.
9) suffer

But anything I put on now is only gonna suffer in comparison.
10) suspect

Just as I suspect.
11) shut

What you can't do is shut up.
12) suppose

I thought this was suppose to be guided meditation.
13) appreciate

And I appreciate the pretense.
14) realize

Don't you eventually realize you're the same stressed-out person...
15) promise

I was promise a riverboat journey into the jungles of my subconscious.
16) regard

My mother is a highly regard psychiatrist...
17) doubt

Oh, I doubt that.
18) assume

I see. I assume since the rest of you have set the bar so low...

1) laude

I was 14 and graduating summa cum laude from college.
2) darn

The world looked pretty darn good sitting on a haystack...
3) perfectly

I'm perfectly comfortable speaking to small groups.
4) eventually

Don't you eventually realize you're the same stressed-out person...
5) exactly

- Might give you more confidence. - It's not exactly a mutation...
6) sometimes

Sometimes when I'm feeling stressed out...
7) behind

If the children can't run, leave them behind.
8) instead

Instead I get the same question...
9) recently

I recently had a dream that I was a giant.
10) actually

Actually, I guess I misspoke. It's not astonishing.
11) enough

Any group big enough to trample me to death.
12) together

Yes, but you're not smarter than all of us put together.
13) ago

Yes, I was expecting your call. Three years ago.
14) ever

...if I'm ever nominated for the Hillbilly Peace Prize.
15) least

...and at least one year of algebraic topology?
16) once

I once got a pretty big honor in high school.
17) always

I just love how you always skip over the part where no one asks.
18) hard

I worked really hard on that project.

1) blurry

My vision became blurry, and before I knew it...
2) subconscious

...if on a subconscious level, they don't feel they deserve them.
3) freaking

You own the damn thing, just take a freaking sweater.
4) arsenic

There's antimony, arsenic Aluminum, selenium
5) fictional

It amazes me how you constantly obsess over fictional details...
6) absurd

This is absurd. I look like a clown.
7) algebraic

...and at least one year of algebraic topology?
8) ridiculous

- Sheldon, you're being ridiculous. - Am I?
9) inevitable

It's more like inevitable.
10) defective

I don't feel different. This alcohol's defective.
11) neat

Well, you've got that tied up in a neat little bow.
12) nervous

My point is if I were a horse or a bird I'd be very nervous around James Cameron.
13) differential

You have an understanding of differential calculus...
14) impressive

...you're saving the most impressive contribution for last.
15) theoretical

I am the William Shatner of theoretical physics.
16) damn

You own the damn thing, just take a freaking sweater.
17) tall

...I'd like to point out that my brother is 8 inches tall than me.
18) okay

- Sheldon, are you okay? - Don't trample me.

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