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00:21:27
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
492
A shiksa goddess isn't an actual goddess.
I can identify every insect and arachnid on the planet.
Of course, I'm joking, because the Latin for that is "nihil exsorbibo."
What's a world-renowned entomologist with a doctorate...
Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?
Just a little mouthwash and then I'm gonna rock your world.
Based on the number of chirp per minute and the temperature...
Excuse me, Wolverine: Origin Miniseries Issue 2, page 22.
Obviously another carnal fiasco with the "shiksi" goddess.
That tramp took me for everything.
Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?
Oh, sweetie, you really can't hold your liquor, can you?
I made it to lessen your discomfort.
...and chased me up the big elm tree in front of our house.
Why be polite to the world's leading expert on the dung beetle?
Elevator shaft.
...identifying the genus and species.
No, no. Not this time. I know insect, my friend.
Leonard, it astonishes me how you continually fixate on the trivial.
Howard, don't embarrass yourself. The science chirp for itself.
If you don't wanna proceed, then you forfeit the bet...
Then somebody makes scramble eggs and salami. Easy-peasy.
Actually, ethyl alcohol inhibit electrical conduction in the nerve cells...
Earlier this evening, Leonard characterize it as, "Just fine."
...before it slam shut on your little dinky.
Are you bother that I can so easily manipulate you?
I just retrieve it from my safe-deposit box.
Nothing flame out.
...and chase me up the big elm tree in front of our house.
...before it slams shut on your little dinky.
What's that suppose to mean?
I bet I could throw a rock in this room and come up with three bet friends.
...which is Latin for "suck it, you lose."
We haven't establish that I'm wrong once.
I discover it after spending six months...
I grew up with an older brother and a very contentious twin sister.
Perhaps what Leonard is obliquely referring to...
We had a perfectly good palace. Tandoori Palace is our palace.
No, we went somewhere new.
Obviously another carnal fiasco with the "shiksi" goddess.
Well, apparently I was wrong.
Oh. Give me a fricking break. How could you possibly know that?
Well, of course I'm right. What are the odds I'd be wrong twice in one week?
Exactly. Not bad, but not great.
Earlier this evening, Leonard characterized it as, "Just fine."
Perhaps what Leonard is obliquely referring to...
I'm sure your daughter's looking forward to having you.
Actually, ethyl alcohol inhibits electrical conduction in the nerve cells...
Fair enough.
...we'd have far fewer of these embarrassing moments.
...of the thermostat ever since the sweaty night of '06.
Ooh. Big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken.
I've always found that an inappropriate slur.
Sex is never the way I dream it's gonna be.
...slogging through the Bornean rain forests...
That's an inexact parallel.
Obviously another carnal fiasco with the "shiksi" goddess.
Chickens are not at all timid.
Ask rhetorical questions that make people uncomfortable?
...and stimulates reuptake receptors of inhibitory neurotransmitters...
Oh. Toby, what did you do in a past life to be so disgusting now?
- Ugh. I am so embarrassed. - Please don't be mad.
...it is a snowy tree cricket.
...we'd have far fewer of these embarrassing moments.
Ironic, isn't it?
Retractable bone claws.
Toby is an absurd name for a cricket.
As I was saying, you and Leonard had a disappointing sexual encounter.
Ask rhetorical questions that make people uncomfortable?
Leonard, it astonishes me how you continually fixate on the trivial.
Oh. A clever, albeit obsolete, euphemism for insufficient blood flow...
Cruel as that may be, that is not in itself a credential.