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00:21:21
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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Years from now, my biographer might ask you about this event.
...with a waitress who lives across the hall.
That's the great thing about Nyquil, it's like 10 percent booze.
I must say, I'm shocked by this betrayal.
...for some of the discrepancies found in Hubble's constant.
We're going to go out into the hallway and make a dramatic entrance.
My best friend is a molecular chemist named Wendy.
And if there's an apocalypse, good luck.
...which are the coordinates for a neutron star.
...to regulate the female bowel.
Ooh, ooh, did the pigeon on your window sill have more babies?
...Leonard pursue intercourse with Dr. Plimpton.
...cybernetically enhanced helper monkeys.
You might slip on a banana peel and get me pregnant.
When we consider the brightness of pulsating variable stars...
Oh, Dr. Cooper, thank goodness.
Oh, good grief. This isn't about you.
And Raj is my new landlord.
The seat is down and has been sanitize for your protection.
How am I betray you?
I apologize. He's only an experimental physicist.
I swear to God, I'm smart.
Because if I tried to go there, I'd be crush by hyper gravity.
Boy, I'm kind of tucker out.
Wonderful. Meaningless pleasantries accomplish.
Who, I assure you, has better things to do.
And until you acquire a surgical mask...
I'm assuming they belong to Sheldon.
What if there's a disaster that destroy all the USB ports?
Pets are ban by the agreement, with the exception of service animals...
It involve another person.
And, of course, you've already introduce yourself to Dr. Hofstadter.
I ignore the fill-gas-tank light.
Something his mother taught him.
If you decide to use them, please clean the earpieces afterwards...
...cybernetically enhance helper monkeys.
The stock boy at Walgreens was frustratingly uninformed on the subject.
It ended as inexplicably as it began.
Nevertheless, I'd like to get one on the record...
The implication being that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts?
Besides, you have a girlfriend.
I mean, obviously, good night.
...and what is apparently a yogurt specifically designed...
When I've seen two negative throat cultures spaced 12 hours apart.
I started to say sleep tight. Then I changed my mind in the middle.
And shake twice for Texas.
Are the wings truly functional or have I fallen victim to marketing hype?
Perhaps a feminine-hygiene product or a bowel-regulating yogurt?
- Nice to finally meet you in person. - I would imagine it is.
Why is a renowned scientist staying in our apartment instead of a hotel?
Follow my lead. Almost.
Actually, now I think I want it hot, brown and sweet.
Boy, I'm kind of tuckered out.
Oh, good. I wasn't sure it was coming across.
The stock boy at Walgreens was frustratingly uninformed on the subject.
...I am off to start a prophylactic course of antibiotics.
They had very little in common except for carnal activity.
As if one walks around with unassigned slots in one's wallet.
I'm puzzled.
...in gravitational wave signatures of inflatons in the early universe.
Wonderful. Meaningless pleasantries accomplished.
You'll also find a laminated copy in your welcome packet.
I also bought scented soaps, pantyhose, Midol, calcium chews...
Perhaps a feminine-hygiene product or a bowel-regulating yogurt?
I'm uncomfortable with you recommending...
If the yogurt works, I bought some delightful scented candles.
I must say, I'm shocked by this betrayal.
...depending on your philosophical bent.
Why is a renowned scientist staying in our apartment instead of a hotel?
We're going to go out into the hallway and make a dramatic entrance.
Not surprised, considering how you talk about them behind their backs.
I'm Leonard. I live here. You're brilliant.