New here? Create a new Account
Move to the previous cue
Move to the next cue
Increase size of captions
Decrease size of captions
Translate current cue
00:20:34
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
247
Howard, here's more bacon to tuck into the shiksa's G-string.
...and have a giant beanstalk which would provide roughage for a small city.
...shall we say, the seedy underbelly of the collectibles world.
...and have a giant beanstalk which would provide roughage for a small city.
Hold on. Sheldon, is there ketchup on that table?
Yeah, it's delicious. The sarcasm's a little stale, though.
...with actual slime stains.
I'd have a mole with hair in it...
Where's my daddy, puppet?
And the laws of maritime salvage clearly state...
Sometimes I just watch your jaw go up and down.
...typically made of mushroom or fish brine with herbs and spices.
Go ahead. I have no illusion about my mother.
Be aware of your surroundings while urinating in a public men's room.
...and ever-so-slight amusement.
Oh. Something tells me this was a bad day to wear suede shoes.
It's a prop from a movie and we're kind of fighting over it.
Also my cousin.
...that she smuggle out of occupied Belgium in a cat.
Oh, it's about time. I'm starving.
If you're offend, let go of the ring and go on home to your mother's boobies.
One was stolen.
Sheldon tried to take the ring and I punch him.
- He made the movies. It belong to him. - Fine.
Three were given to members of the cast. The rest were destroy.
I'm just gonna go home and make a grill cheese...
You quit the game. You had no right to take it.
...who struggle to understand our ways and fails.
...I bet she had sex...
As long as he promise to make me a hobbit in his next movie.
One more floor and I'd be the pull muscle.
Last one holding the ring decide its fate.
Looks like someone drew a penis on him.
All the wealthy and beautiful people in movies ride Jet Skis.
I spent two and a half hours on hold with Hewlett-Packard customer service...
Forget the Jet Skis? What happen to "tear them a new one"?
Of course not. And, technically, magic beans would be food.
Take it out occasionally when we go to the park...
Yeah, sometimes I don't listen.
I'm sorry, Ma, I have to stay late at the office.
Uh, well, we didn't actually get Chinese food.
Look at the markings inside.
Yeah, it's delicious. The sarcasm's a little stale, though.
No, it is not yours. We all went in on the box together.
- Who else could it be? It has to be. - I know lots of dangerous people.
...and ever-so-slight amusement.
Why do I always have to carry the heavy stuff?
But he never did.
...and then Mr. Big shows up. We don't know if we can trust him again.
- Then let go of the ring and go. - Actually, I wouldn't mind going too. Heh.
Of course not. And, technically, magic beans would be food.
Sometimes I just watch your jaw go up and down.
It's even got the Elvish engraving on it.
As long as he promises to make me a hobbit in his next movie.
It's the language of Mordor written in Elvish script.
She is a kind, loving, religiously fanatical right-wing Texan...
Koothrappali is the lovable foreigner...
I'm so glad we came to this gentile strip club.
I would advise the three of you that resistance is futile.
Yeah, it's delicious. The sarcasm's a little stale, though.
...instead of a tedious yearly Christmas letter.
...it's very uncomfortable for her boobies.
Okay, this is ridiculous.
- You're useless. - I told you that when you hired me.
...instead of promising food but bringing you a box of random crap?
I gotta go back to dating dumb guys from the gym.
Yeah, it's delicious. The sarcasm's a little stale, though.
...that she smuggled out of occupied Belgium in a cat.
...my precious.
Listen, I was looking at the ring and it seemed a little weird.
That is so sad.
Well, it's tough to say, since it's hot.