Name: The Gothowitz Deviation
Released: 2021-01-21
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) perkiness

I see. Did her abysmal housekeeping skills finally trump her perkiness?
2) limbless

the aged, the imprisoned and the limbless, for example.
3) nage

The point is, we each had a m?nage with sexy goth girls.
4) decibel

...you'll keep the decibel level to a minimum.
5) dweller

What's going on, day dweller?
6) stencil

- What comes after the stencil? - This:
7) reinforcement

You know, using positive reinforcement techniques...
8) vodka

Well, what's so gothic about vodka and cranberry juice?
9) cranberry

Well, what's so gothic about vodka and cranberry juice?
10) repeal

Oh, man, did the KISS Army repeal "Don't ask, don't tell"?
11) circumstance

We did, but there were extenuating circumstance.
12) goth

No. Raj and I are going to a goth club in Hollywood...
13) jasmine

Oh, they did. Like jasmine and honeysuckle.
14) vinegar

I'm saying you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
15) cinnamon

Sorry. Okay, who wants syrup and who wants cinnamon sugar?
16) toast

- All right, want some French toast? - It's oatmeal day.
17) meantime

But in the meantime, I still want oatmeal.
18) hepatitis

With my luck, hepatitis.

1) imprison

the aged, the imprison and the limbless, for example.
2) posit

...which posit the existence of infinite Sheldons in an infinite number...
3) snag

In case I snag one on someone's nipple ring.
4) stumble

I wonder if anyone else has stumble onto that.
5) whip

Ahh. Yes, she's pushy and, yes, he's whip, but that's not the expression.
6) scream

Where, as I'm sure you know, no one can hear you scream.
7) smell

Boy, that does smell good.
8) assure

...of universes, I assure you that none of them am I dancing.
9) dive

...and loved it so much, I dive right into The Client.
10) laugh

You're not changing how Penny laugh.
11) eliminate

We eliminate those unqualified for restaurant work:
12) hang

Gonna let It all hang out
13) suppose

What am I suppose to do?
14) kick

I'm kind of on a John Grisham kick right now.
15) bet

In this case, you bet she is.
16) sum

- Yeah, I think I covered that. - Well, I was sum up.
17) decide

...so I decide to employ operant conditioning techniques...
18) deliver

Well, my new bed got deliver.

1) orally

She takes my temperature orally now.
2) nicely

I think we're fitting in quite nicely.
3) whatsoever

No tissue damage whatsoever.
4) differently

When we tell this story, let's end it differently.
5) perfectly

Perfectly formed miniature human being.
6) basically

Then she had this bad nose job and basically wound up with three.
7) somewhere

Yeah. Why don't we go somewhere else and have some fun?
8) obviously

Obviously, waitressing at the Cheesecake Factory...
9) possibly

What could she possibly be talking about for so long?
10) particularly

Not particularly.
11) finally

I see. Did her abysmal housekeeping skills finally trump her perkiness?
12) behind

No, I'm behind on my wiki reading.
13) quite

I think we're fitting in quite nicely.
14) almost

Oh, sorry, Sheldon. I almost sat in your spot.
15) actually

Oh, wow, you're actually going out like that?
16) kind

No, her bed kind of broke.
17) soon

- Ha, ha. - I'm sure that will happen soon enough.
18) along

Wanna come along?

1) calculable

Easily calculable. We begin by identifying the set of couples with unisex names.
2) operant

...so I decided to employ operant conditioning techniques...
3) extenuating

We did, but there were extenuating circumstances.
4) demonic

...and did a sexy demonic hokey-pokey for us.
5) obnoxious

Yeah, now, that's you. Obnoxious and insufferable.
6) improbable

I believe what you meant to say is, "I give up. He's improbable."
7) undead

When there are vampires and miscellaneous undead out and about.
8) irritating

You mean like that high-pitched irritating laugh?
9) pleasing

Oh, ugh. There's just no pleasing you, is there?
10) bacterial

But we just got tattoos. Wouldn't we be concerned about bacterial infection?
11) intimate

We say they're in a very intimate area.
12) entertaining

He was a lawyer himself, so his novels are accurate as well as entertaining.
13) gothic

Well, what's so gothic about vodka and cranberry juice?
14) infinite

...which posits the existence of infinite Sheldons in an infinite number...
15) rough

I'm just tweaking her personality, sanding off the rough edges, if you will.
16) attractive

Unless, of course, our bold honesty has suddenly made us attractive.
17) structural

...wouldn't cause a structural failure, much less a homunculus such as yourself.
18) quiet

Yeah, but we won't have to be quiet.

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