Name: Undeck the Halls
Released: 2017-11-19
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) inocente

You are the inocente! [TV Off]
2) inocent

What? Did I say it wrong? You two are total inocent!
3) pushover

You're the one who always says I shouldn't be such a pushover with the kids.
4) righty

All righty. Here's another one for Luke.
5) eggnog

If I was home right now, I'd be mixin' up a bathtub full of eggnog...
6) pronouncement

Phil has a habit of making big pronouncement to the kids.
7) lackluster

- ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ - Lackluster!
8) firework

Come on. You don't have firework in Colombia.
9) burrito

You know that's Mexican, right? Ah, burrito, "bur-right-o."
10) dismay

Son of a bitch. ♪ Let nothing you dismay ♪
11) ketchup

Listen, can I bring anything? Ketchup, soy sauce, straws?
12) goldfish

We had no more dishes, so we were eating cereal out of the goldfish bowl.
13) sleigh

♪ One-horse open sleigh ♪

1) applaud

It's like people are applaud out of shock.
2) confess

Because after you confess, Haley and I will each confess to the same thing.
3) toss

It's pandering. I think you made that clear when you toss them back.
4) ruin

Does it do it again? Ah, it's ruin.
5) grease

and trying to squeeze a grease hog into a Santa hat.
6) complain

Guess a couple people complain I wasn't fat enough.
7) remind

[Gloria] Okay, now remind me. We put this in the oven...
8) punch

We remember the year Santa punch out the caroler.
9) fool

The one that is fool is the inocente!
10) admit

Luke? That was a year ago. Just admit you did it.
11) hang

There are the stockings, hung by the chimney by Claire.
12) suppose

How am I suppose to get all this in the car?
13) kick

They kick Cameron out of the group.

1) paradoxically

And which would paradoxically make them respect us even more.
2) astray

♪ When we were gone astray ♪
3) louder

[Louder] ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year ♪
4) someday

that are gonna be just as special someday.
5) kinda

So, after I left the marines, I just kinda traveled the world.
6) mighty

- [Groans] - This was mighty tasty.
7) deeply

What are you, a robot? It's a deeply emotional movie.
8) anymore

Thanks. Thanks, Santa. Can't call me that anymore.
9) seriously

- Seriously? - Yeah. It's Christmas Eve.
10) obviously

Not me. I have a respiratory problem. Obviously it wasn't you.
11) extremely

Okay, well, your father and I are extremely disappointed in you, so-
12) exactly

I just say we never tell him. Exactly. [Stammers]
13) perhaps

I think perhaps you're right, Susie.

1) mixin

If I was home right now, I'd be mixin' up a bathtub full of eggnog...
2) stinking

That is so stinking beautiful. Mm-hmm.
3) roomy

Yeah. It's not so bad. It's pretty roomy since the wife moved out.
4) magnifying

[Luke] Cool. It's like a magnifying glass.
5) itchy

You know what? I'd rather be itchy than chokey.
6) stressful

Well, that sounds like a stressful job to me.
7) colombian

Why can't we mix a couple of Colombian traditions in?
8) unacceptable

This is unacceptable, and I want to know who did this.
9) tasty

- [Groans] - This was mighty tasty.
10) heavenly

♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
11) newborn

But that doesn't make sense. How could a newborn baby carry all those presents?
12) disappointed

Okay, well, your father and I are extremely disappointed in you, so-
13) merry

Anyway, merry Christmas!

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