Name: Starry Night
Released: 2017-11-19
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) flatback

♪♪ [Instrumental] [Man] The young flatback turtle searches for food...
2) crackin

Okay. It's egg-crackin' time. Now, I find the key to crackin an egg properly-
3) sucka

- Shotgun, sucka! - [Jay Laughing]
4) caboose

Spin around, cupcake. Let's see the caboose!
5) cupcake

and Haley just informed me she needs 40 cupcake for her school fund-raiser,
6) crea

I see the wheels spinning. A spark of crea-
7) jackass

You know, like, "What's going on, fat boy?" "Nothing much, jackass."
8) raiser

and Haley just informed me she needs 40 cupcakes for her school fund-raiser,
9) haircut

And I stayed for a whole year because the haircut were fantastic!
10) stink

You've got to air out first before I let you in that car. I'll never get the stink out.
11) skunk

[Screaming] I got sprayed by a skunk!
12) amigo

- Mi amigo Cameron. - Ah, welcome.

1) fasten

Make sure your seat belt is securely fasten...
2) distract

Alex! "Easily distract by irrelevant stimuli."
3) stink

Oh! [Whimpering] Oh, you stink!
4) offend

I'd already offend Gloria once. Not gonna do it again.
5) abandon

"Often impulsively abandon one task for another."
6) scare

What? What? You scare? You scare to show your face, little girl?
7) remind

and it remind us that something's up there watching over all of us-
8) hang

I've never had a brother before. We never really hung out that much.
9) inform

and Haley just inform me she needs 40 cupcakes for her school fund-raiser,
10) suppose

- Not happy, dude. You're suppose to be working. - I am working.
11) invite

but he didn't get invite to this big party.
12) egg

Oh, don't be too hard on the kid. I was egg him on.
13) recognize

Because I think I would have recognize the only other white or gay person.

1) impulsively

"Often impulsively abandons one task for another."
2) irresponsibly

Because you are acting very irresponsibly- all of you.
3) desperately

For years and years, everybody's desperately afraid...
4) honestly

Whatever. Honestly, I wish that tart would go back to Columbia...
5) securely

Make sure your seat belt is securely fastened...
6) kinda

The hardest part is, he kinda takes after me with all this.
7) suddenly

And then, suddenly, almost overnight,
8) overnight

And then, suddenly, almost overnight,
9) somewhere

Can we just go somewhere, like, more simple?
10) seriously

Can you seriously not hear me with those things on?
11) apparently

Apparently, the pencil's in two pieces, and they glue 'em together on the lead.
12) necessarily

Oh, I- I wouldn't necessarily put it that way.
13) carefully

You have to very carefully put the cheese in the trap.

1) drivable

Gloria, I think it's drivable. Cameron!
2) curvy

Look at us. One spicy, curvy diva-
3) sulfuric

'Cause I can smell the clouds of pure sulfuric acid from here.
4) nerdy

It's where the planet Geek passes through the Nerdy Way. It-
5) hysterical

[Hysterical Laughing] Cameron, that one is not that funny.
6) sweaty

We just use it to cover up the seat for when Manny's all sweaty after his tango class.
7) columbian

whether it's the Columbian comment...
8) tranquil

it can go from a scene of total tranquil beauty...
9) primal

to raw, primal violence.
10) awkward

You know how awkward I get when things get awkward.
11) spicy

Look at us. One spicy, curvy diva-
12) irrelevant

Alex! "Easily distracted by irrelevant stimuli."
13) ridiculous

You know, you don't look that ridiculous.

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