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00:21:13
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
1857
Mmm. The cute busboy doesn't know that you're smart. What?
You know, he's the old silverback protecting his females,
We've been married for 16 years, and you still walk on eggshell around him.
You wanna fly one of these, you gotta be familiar with airfoil,
because I was a hick from the farm in Missouri, and he's a big city mouse.
Un peu. You see? I-I misjudged him.
we were playing charade, and I had no idea how to act out my clue.
I'm in the applesauce aisle.
Coming through. Easy. Easy, fella. Ow!
- No, I didn't. You did it on purpose. - That's the painkiller talking.
Oh. Hey, I got the toothpaste and the soap.
- the propeller's bent, but I can- I can- - I mean Phil.
[Phil] Get in here, mi amigo. Oh!
Un peu. You see? I-I misjudge him.
"Wrestle." You wrestle- You can't box with alligators.
I didn't ask him to be there. He insist.
It's like the whole world just... disappear out here.
We've been married for 16 years, and you still walk on eggshells around him.
I'm big, I'm not fancy, and I dare you to not like me.
Those cookies smell like heaven. Your own recipe?
You grab one of those hoops over there...
Yeah. I must be getting old. Why don't you just admit it? You never liked Phil.
Hold this wing like this while I adjust this.
[Cameron Groans] I think I strain something.
- We all saw the tire marks on the lawn. - I had just quit smoking.
Do you remember when we adopt that baby a few months back?
Okay, now I forgot what we're talking about. Anyways,
Oh, right. I guess technically I would be your stepsister.
Yeah, and I'm kinda more like that, um-
If things had gone a little differently in my life, I think I would have been a pilot.
You can buy literally buy everything you need from birth to death.
You know, naturally, the ape ladies come running,
but basically we're-we're buds.
Interesting story about him. He's been stuck on second base forever,
Yeah, maybe a little bit. Anyway, we were-
- Did you really not know that? - You haven't exactly taken it to the next level with my dad.
Sometimes it's hard to remember you're only 10 years old.
and I'm pretty sure he's gonna try and steal third,
Maybe I can help you find something that you like.
I was just being facetious. Come on. I'll catch you up.
- He's a little jumpy. - Oh, go figure-
every time I would get a little boisterous. I did not.
He's a little loopy. [Groaning]
You're making me feel uneasy.
always been stuck in that, um- that primal place where it started.
Where did you get that flatbed thing? Over there.
presenting their nice scarlet behinds.
That's ridiculous! You're beautiful. I'm not.
I was never hostile though. I mean, this whole thing with the dress-
Good guys trail 3-2, last of the ninth, one out-
We met at one of Pepper's legendary game nights.
I can see why you like this. It's so peaceful.