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00:21:34
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
622
Oh, that's hi-larious. But I'm talking about me.
You got some spittle. Do I? You know who'd be fun to call?
Yeah. You're drinking a passion-fruit daiquiri. I'll be fine.
The more, the merrier. Okay, see you tonight. Bye-bye.
She threatened our child, and that's your concern- a segue?
Our song is "If You Leave" by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.
I'm- I'm making it all about me. What a downer. No.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a pajama party. Where's your p.j.'s?
It's great that you wanna spend time with your granddaughter,
- What's on the cover? - There's a warlock, I think, or a seascape.
That's a bad joke. Not funny. My sister lost her feet to complication from diabetes.
how much are you gonna pay me to go make out with the waitress?
That's why it's in the noodle. So I guess-
Rekindled fires of a dying passion? Sure.
America was immerse in Desert Storm.
No. Did you get your teeth bleach?
Manny just stare at me the whole time.
Oh, what are you apologizing for? They're gorgeous.
Gee, you scare me. How did you-
She threaten our child, and that's your concern- a segue?
I- I just- Look, let's at least acknowledge that things have changed between us.
You know what? I think I deserve a soda.
I'm so screw.
- Yes. It relax her. - Oh, okay.
Balloons? They're attach to your car.
Pretty sure. I sang it at our wedding.
Meanwhile, stateside, another storm was brewing...
♪♪ [Gloria Singing Loudly In Spanish]
And, ironically,
She's upstairs. I know.
[Quietly] For now. [Game Beeping]
Did she just fall asleep? I wish Lily would fall asleep like that.
Well, think about it. We've practically done everything for her.
Meanwhile, stateside, another storm was brewing...
You're taking this too personally.
He's got it. He's just seriously freaking out. Yes!
- Let's play the hits. - We'll get to the hits, obviously.
Yeah, definitely. That'd be great. But what about the party?
Seriously, you bastards. We've been talking about it forever.
Shot a ray of hope into this gloomy suburban lie?
Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Those are sensational.
I make my famous sloppy jays, which are really sloppy joes...
We've done everything but potty-train her. Um- Hey, guys.
Our song is "If You Leave" by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.
and the first child gets jealous of the second child and starts acting out.
Did she just- I'm scared.
Shot a ray of hope into this gloomy suburban lie?
It's gonna be epic. Yeah, but we need to find someone for Lily.
a certain nervous young couple shared their first kiss...
Oh, what are you apologizing for? They're gorgeous.
a decent anniversary present.
I am so excited.