Name: Travels with Scout
Released: 2017-11-19
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) toupee

Other than a bad toupee? I'm kidding, of course. This is my real hair.
2) commie

Because I could identify every commie plane.
3) machete

He's even bringing his fake machete. Thing's made of rubber.
4) vasectomy

Hell, back in the day, I got a vasectomy for her.
5) doorbell

It's not the alarm. The doorbell won't stop ringing.
6) fella

You know what? No. I'm not gonna let these fella down. I made a commitment.
7) fondue

No, no. We have Pepper's après-ski fondue party tomorrow night, Cam.
8) bigfoot

Now my sheets look like two bigfoot did it. Pardon the language.
9) granddaughter

Well, listen, when my granddaughter's boyfriend's band plays an under-21 club...
10) floss

Well, you're supposed to floss too, but you got away with that one.
11) toothbrush

And I got a free toothbrush. Hey, you want to go to the movies?
12) twister

Was there a twister in Kansas? 'Cause there's a house in my driveway.
13) noodle

Anything on the old noodle?

1) nuzzle

this little bastard nuzzle his way right into my heart, didn't ya?
2) screamin

♪ I heard you screamin' my name I'm goin' insane ♪
3) acquaint

- You three get better acquaint. - Will do!
4) starve

- Hey, I got Chinese. - Sweet! I'm starving.
5) doin

How you doin', buddy? [Whimpers]
6) dismiss

Claire didn't like me at first either. I can't blame her. Dismissed!
7) pretend

I figure when Manny sees him, sees how nice he is, he'll realize it's all pretend.
8) knock

You know, you and Mitch knock The Sunshine Boys out of the park.
9) bless

Yes, that's what the disabled lesbian shaman who bless Lily's room said too.
10) remind

Oh, that remind me. She sent some gifts for the kids.
11) breach

Is that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breach?
12) shed

I should warn you. He shed. I made the mistake of letting him sleep with me on the road.
13) twist

Okay, you twist my arm. [Chuckles]

1) ahold

How did he get ahold of your bra?
2) emotionally

I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers.
3) honestly

No, honestly, I think that you should find out what's going on with your dad.
4) wherever

No, I'm just gonna drive wherever the wind blows me,
5) heavily

[Breathing Heavily]
6) loud

Would you wear pants to breakfast, for crying out loud?
7) hardly

He's gonna say "Hardly working." [Chuckles]
8) hopefully

Well, hopefully this is- this is like riding a bicycle,
9) closer

but I think I might have actually gotten even closer with my dad.
10) totally

some of which are not totally unattractive.
11) indeed

Indeed it is, Mr. Dunphy. Place it there.
12) exactly

That is exactly what you said about Luke's paper route.
13) alone

What? Yeah, he came here alone. Think about it.

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