Name: Coal Digger
Released: 2017-11-19
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) pickler

- It was charming. - We were pickler, Mitchell.
2) caboodle

Face, body, the whole- The whole kit and caboodle, I think. Really.
3) knucklehead

- What are you doing here? - These two knucklehead were fighting each other.
4) ikebana

I'm quite adept at Japanese flower arrangement- ikebana-
5) lineman

and I was a starting offensive lineman at the University of Illinois.
6) linebacker

Mitchell, he's one of the greatest linebacker to ever play at Illinois...
7) aftershave

What's weird is that her kid wears aftershave and dresses like a count.
8) fumble

[Announcer] The snap! Fumble! How could he fumble that?
9) ascot

Don't forget about the team mascot. They wear ascot?
10) digger

Who said I was a coal digger?
11) sweeper

I'm not a sweeper. Trust me on this.
12) thirst

with a thirst for knowledge.
13) pickle

Do you think I really loved home pickle-making?

1) embarrass

You embarrass me in front of everyone downstairs.
2) doin

Hi, hi, hi, hi! How ya doin'?
3) behave

This is not how mature young men behave.
4) forgive

- Are you happy? - Yes! I forgive you!
5) sweep

See, this is exactly why we sweep things under the rug-
6) tear

So we're torn. Let me ask you something.
7) attract

It's weird to think of a woman being sexually attract to Dad.
8) blame

I played center, and I always got blame for a quarterback's clumsy hands.
9) suppose

What, I'm suppose just to forget about it?
10) hurt

so people don't get hurt.
11) realize

he realize that I loved Claire as much as he did.
12) bet

I bet it was that Durkas kid. I hate that kid.
13) collect

I collect antique fountain pens.

1) outta

Blitzing wouldn't have helped them. Get outta here.
2) downstairs

You embarrassed me in front of everyone downstairs.
3) backwards

Mmm, there's a first- inside out and backwards.
4) honestly

Honestly, at first, it was hard.
5) sexually

It's weird to think of a woman being sexually attracted to Dad.
6) dramatically

So, my interest in football ended as suddenly and dramatically...
7) kinda

[Cameron] Perfect. That one kinda hurt.
8) somehow

I'm getting the sense that you're all related, uh, somehow.
9) suddenly

So, my interest in football ended as suddenly and dramatically...
10) basically

Now, you guys basically are like women.
11) seriously

You're seriously asking us if you're attractive?
12) obviously

Obviously I'm trying to seduce him for his money.
13) apparently

Well, apparently there was some name-calling and shoving on the playground.

1) lumpy

Yeah, until you sweep too much under the rug. Then you got a lumpy rug.
2) homophobic

Dad, I thought you were being homophobic. I'm sorry.
3) touchy

Touchy. I know.
4) elitist

That's very elitist of you.
5) clumsy

I played center, and I always got blamed for a quarterback's clumsy hands.
6) jagged

Okay, you know what? Fine. Stay home with your little jagged scissors.
7) courageous

One who is courageous enough to stand up and-and say something...
8) adept

I'm quite adept at Japanese flower arrangement- ikebana-
9) embarrassing

That could have been very embarrassing.
10) colombian

It's my culture. I'm Colombian.
11) righteous

Righteous Brothers were on, you know.
12) loyal

And then, trust me, she'll be the most loyal friend you've ever had.
13) brave

Or does it make me a brave person?

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