Name: Not in My House
Released: 2017-11-19
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) novio

Ay. ¿Dónde está mi novio? Su camión está parqueado afuera.
2) monocle

He lost his monocle on the drive. Head was out the window.
3) chump

And I thought, I could do the usual, be a chump, give the money back to the casino,
4) dribble

We'II dribble later.
5) pepperoni

Anyway, I'd like a large sausage and pepperoni-
6) marionette

The marionette stop what they're doing, march to the edge of the stage and point at you.
7) girdle

bras and girdle and all that stuff.
8) smut

Phil! It is smut, and our 10-year-old is looking at smut!
9) sweetie

Oh, sweetie. Is this about the computer?
10) thrift

Just come on. Get him in the car. The thrift shop's closing.
11) cutoff

Couple that with the cutoff jeans- And you were asking about the weather, weren't you?
12) snail

hopefully mention the snail problem,
13) creep

You read my journal? You little creep!

1) mortify

Matter of fact, he'd be mortified if you brought it up with him... ever.
2) punish

They are having a little talk. Is Luke being punish?
3) dismiss

Sadly, I've been summarily dismiss from the employ of Masters Cameron and Mitchell.
4) scare

it scare me all over again.
5) owe

Carlos, let me know how it works out with that dentist. Victor, you owe me a dance.
6) regret

I regret nothing!
7) glue

Anyway, I'm gluing his hand on over here. His hand came off.
8) bother

No, don't worry. It'll be a long time before I bother you again with my pillows.
9) steal

I've been steal from your father for days.
10) bend

They bend over and show their bloomers.
11) ban

Luke, you are now ban from the computer. What?
12) lie

Did he lie? He lie all the time. Alex.
13) appreciate

A lot of parents are hitting again. I appreciate your concern,

1) summarily

Sadly, I've been summarily dismissed from the employ of Masters Cameron and Mitchell.
2) sadly

Sadly, I've been summarily dismissed from the employ of Masters Cameron and Mitchell.
3) kinda

- I kinda promised him we'd keep everything between us. - Mm-hmm.
4) wherever

But, fine, if you love it so much, put it wherever you want.
5) hardly

That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor.
6) hopefully

hopefully mention the snail problem,
7) perfectly

Okay. Well, it's perfectly normal to be curious about these things.
8) obviously

Obviously. [Chuckles]
9) definitely

Okay, I'm definitely going- No, no, no, no, no.
10) forever

forever?
11) anyway

Oh, she's probably a little young anyway.
12) totally

But they can be totally real, right? Hmm.
13) certainly

He certainly can turn his back on someone suffering. Um-

1) humorless

and the latter being a humorless snoot.
2) utt

The former being an utt delight,
3) curvy

Well, my tastes do run to the curvy,
4) unholy

This is not art. This is an unholy mix between man and beast.
5) terrifying

Okay, that sounds terrifying. No, it's really funny.
6) unhealthy

If we don't handle it right, Luke might end up having an unhealthy attitude about sex...
7) brute

Did you just say "matoority?" Unhand me, you brute!
8) obsessive

that I'm not the obsessive helpaholic that you make me out to be,
9) disgusting

It's disgusting! Completely unacceptable.
10) manic

And now you'll know that I'm not a manic Mother Teresa out there collecting lost souls.
11) incapable

It's like you're incapable of hearing anyone's sad story...
12) embarrassed

Well, he was really embarrassed, but everything's- everything's fine now.
13) runaway

I'm like a big runaway charity truck and Mitchell is my off-ramp full of safety gravel.

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