Name: Moon Landing
Released: 2017-11-19
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) tighty

Well, I just always pictured you as a tighty-whitey guy.
2) humpy

You had your arm around her with that humpy look you get.
3) kook

And, of course, I am just a kook for racquetball.
4) hotshot

Not talking so much now, are you, hotshot?
5) skank

before you took that skank Sharon Nicolini to an Anne Hathaway movie.
6) rematch

We're gonna have a rematch right here, right now.
7) deejay

I think I know a little bit about music. I was a deejay in college.
8) whitey

Well, I just always pictured you as a tighty-whitey guy.
9) cupcake

Manny! What kind of cupcake do you want?
10) mustache

Nice mustache. [Chuckles]
11) daybreak

Daybreak with Dunphy. [Haley] Are you kidding me?
12) cubicle

I had a little cubicle, and-and I wore my tennis shoes to work...
13) thingy

Last night I vacuumed the radiator thingy under the fridge.

1) belittle

to the people that I had belittle and rejected.
2) drench

A bunch of booze-drench hill people...
3) honk

She honk so long, the horn ran out.
4) distract

For the first half of the game, I was distract by what happened in the locker room.
5) yell

Once an old lady yell at her at a crosswalk.
6) mop

is how clean the floor's gonna be when I'm done mop it with you.
7) pity

Valerie wasn't jealous of me. She pitied me.
8) marry

So I married your dad.
9) reject

to the people that I had belittled and reject.
10) strand

Well, if you're going to be strand,
11) divide

A little bit difficult. Gulf divide us, eh?
12) smell

[Claire] Those pancakes smell great.
13) dig

I dug it out of the Halloween stuff to see what people think.

1) kindly

I don't take kindly to it when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.
2) asleep

there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep,
3) sometime

sometime, when you get a break- Claire! Claire!
4) nowhere

And boom- Out of nowhere, he hits me.
5) kinda

You're kinda squeezing the ring right into my finger. Was I?
6) anymore

I don't need you as a lawyer anymore.
7) naturally

So, naturally, Jay and I have been trying for months...
8) seriously

No, seriously, Dad. It's lame. Seriously, Luke. It's not.
9) obviously

So obviously, I need strangers to trust me.
10) definitely

I don't know, maybe it's because of Lily, but I've definitely become more considerate.
11) successfully

Just concluding a little business. Very successfully, I might add.
12) totally

- [Groans] - Okay, you are so crazy. That song totally rules.
13) certainly

That would certainly be a special school.

1) grizzled

There he is- the steely, grizzled veteran...
2) wonky

And it seems like things have gotten a little wonky around here.
3) plucky

ready to do battle with the plucky upstart.
4) childless

in her sad, childless, husbandless life.
5) uptight

Make the uptight straight guy all embarrassed.
6) steely

There he is- the steely, grizzled veteran...
7) coveted

The thought of Valerie getting the one job in the whole company that everyone coveted-
8) unnatural

Which is unnatural- Not to you, of course.
9) brute

Speed versus grace. Brute force versus-
10) embarrassed

Make the uptight straight guy all embarrassed.
11) yummy

The yummy mommy, mama-
12) embarrassing

Dad, that's embarrassing. Never gonna give- Sing it, Luke.
13) miserable

making life miserable for all the people actually doing the work.

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