Name: The Incident
Released: 2017-11-19
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) footlocker

You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage.
2) errand

Still her little errand boy, I see.
3) penta

into a penta- Grandma!
4) lumberjack

Uh, like a lumberjack?
5) mustache

Nice mustache. Thank you.
6) debacle

Anyway, until I'm past this whole wedding debacle, I can't be intimate with him.
7) dork

Just talking to some dork I met in a malt shop.
8) slumber

It was a slumber party, not a gang fight.
9) prank

Guys pull prank like that all the time. You just gotta prank 'em back.
10) sarcasm

Do you see? The sarcasm is so hurtful, like a whip.
11) raiser

- Hello? I was a Hall-Raiser. - A what?
12) foreigner

and accepting of hot foreigner...
13) manny

Jay. Manny. Let's go.

1) assassinate

During my vows to my first husband, drug dealers burst in and assassinate the judge.
2) kickin

We're just a couple of friends kickin' it in a juice bar.
3) rearrange

the refrigerator magnets rearrange themselves...
4) feelin

All like East Coast-West Coast. You feelin' me?
5) ruin

You ruin my wedding! Oh, no!
6) forgive

I forgive you.
7) heal

♪ Maybe that would heal you heal you ♪
8) convince

so I convince Dad and Gloria to invite her.
9) warn

Who warn you that that was the worst idea ever?
10) bother

which you might have known if you bother to get to know him.
11) burst

During my vows to my first husband, drug dealers burst in and assassinated the judge.
12) mess

and say, "That's mess up."
13) exhaust

You must be exhaust. No, I'm not tired at all.

1) happily

and she and Chas can live happily ever after.
2) asleep

I was the first one to fall asleep.
3) sexually

I just can't give myself to him sexually.
4) meanwhile

Meanwhile, Jay moves on so easily,
5) somehow

is if we all can somehow...
6) anymore

- I'm so sorry. - You don't say sorry anymore!
7) overnight

Overnight, with her boyfriend. [Laughing]
8) seriously

- [Rim Shot] - Seriously, I knew they were perfect for each other...
9) apparently

whom apparently the drink was named after.
10) apart

We grew apart for years, and you left to find yourself, remember?
11) anyway

Uh, so- so anyway, Mom really wants to smooth everything over with Dad and Gloria.
12) totally

Yeah. Nana got totally wasted.
13) alone

I was struggling with being alone.

1) hurtful

Do you see? The sarcasm is so hurtful, like a whip.
2) nutty

and gay dudes and nutty people.
3) colombian

It's a- It's a Colombian wedding tradition, they said.
4) ironic

which is very ironic because he's young and-and healthy.
5) furious

She's still furious with your mother, which is why I'm not talking to you.
6) rad

Are you kidding me? I think concerts are rad.
7) supervised

- It's totally supervised. - Oh, really? By whom?
8) revealing

That's very revealing. That's my parenting style.
9) ridiculous

This is ridiculous. Gloria didn't steal me, Dede, and you know it.
10) passionate

that's passionate...
11) awful

It is wonderful. It's just that when I think of all the awful things...
12) promising

Promising career.
13) scary

My mom would be less scary.

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