Name: The Longest Distance Relationship
Released: 2018-03-15
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) shenanigan ( махинация )

I've been involved with a lot of shenanigan over the years,
2) multimillionaire ( мультимиллионер )

But wait. If you're a multimillionaire,
3) schmuck ( чмо )

Poor schmuck, doesn't realize
4) vomit ( рвота )

Mopping up vomit and guts at this hospital,
5) retrospect ( ретроспективе )

In retrospect, we probably should have
6) judo ( дзюдо )

"judo isn't an olympic sport...
7) salute ( салют )

♪ and he's shining a salute to the american race ♪
8) pact ( пакт )

We made a pact that we'd marry each other
9) breaker ( выключатель )

Breaker, breaker.
10) ape ( кривляться )

Says here they taught an ape how to read.
11) loser ( неудачник )

Man: Why don't you get a real job, loser!
12) gut ( нутром )

Mopping up vomit and gut at this hospital,
13) millionaire ( миллионер )

I'm millionaire matt davis.
14) rite ( обряд )

And the asian chick from rite aid?
15) rodeo ( родео )

Today I was a rodeo cowboy.
16) blanket ( одеяло )

Sinbad's a blanket hog.
17) sacrifice ( жертва )

For its sacrifice.
18) mold ( плесень )

I made my famous jell-o mold.

1) abduct ( похитить )

Honey, I know it's been a year since jeff was abduct,
2) reconnect ( подключите )

I'm glad you reconnect with your hippie wife,
3) owe ( должен )

I know. I owe you a fairly substantial apology, jeff.
4) bother ( заморачиваться )

I don't know why I even bother to set a place for hayley.
5) waterproof ( водонепроницаемый )

I also waterproof it for phone sex...
6) sacrifice ( жертва )

Jeff: And then sinbad sacrifice himself
7) tackle ( снасти )

I tackle a new, amazing experience.
8) trap ( ловушка )

Trapped in your room.
9) adopt ( принять )

To these two amazing black sons, who I adopt
10) involve ( привлекать )

I've been involve with a lot of shenanigans over the years,
11) suppose ( предположим )

Hayley's suppose to move on
12) exceed ( превышать )

And I exceed them by 380 million.
13) promise ( обещаю )

I promise, jeff, I will wait for you.
14) teach ( учить )

Says here they taught an ape how to read.
15) push ( толчок )

Of you push jeff into that alien ship
16) decide ( решить )

Of when I almost left earth, but decide to stay!
17) suck ( отстой )

And him being suck into space.
18) assume ( предположим )

I'm assuming, based on the photo next to all these words.

1) ful ( фул )

I use my fortune to live life to the ful.
2) adventurous ( авантюрный )

Sure, my life is adventurous,
3) unbelievable ( невероятно )

It's unbelievable!
4) depressed ( депрессия )

She's been so depressed, she hasn't left her room in weeks.
5) dumb ( тупой )

Yeah, you're just a dumb janitor.

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