Name: Crotchwalkers
Released: 2018-03-15
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) shoplifter ( магазинный )

Hi there, shoplifter!
2) rewinder ( намотчик )

a VHS tape rewinder,
3) balalaika ( балалайка )

Russian balalaika trios are gonna be the next big thing,
4) spritz ( шпритц )

That's 'cause I give 'em all a regular spritz
5) gazpacho ( гаспачо )

if we intend to have gazpacho for Arbor Day,
6) megaphone ( мегафон )

Hayley, this megaphone is the absolute top-of-the-line.
7) sweatshop ( потогонная )

sweatshop!
8) spunk ( мужество )

I don't like the spunk in this one.
9) ream ( стопу )

A ream of printer paper,
10) testis ( семенник )

Jawohl. I lost my testes when I became a fish.
11) distraction ( отвлечение )

Okay, I'll create a distraction
12) cardigan ( кардиган )

down the cardigan table.
13) blouse ( блуза )

(trembles) But that's where the Blouse Monster lives!
14) khaki ( хаки )

Let's lift some khaki!
15) abort ( аборт )

Abort! Abort!
16) savior ( спаситель )

The savior foretold in our legends
17) forefront ( авангарде )

and we'll be at the forefront, raking in the rubles.
18) salute ( салют )

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪

1) shoplift ( воровать )

you shoplift all this stuff?
2) foretell ( предсказывать )

The savior foretold in our legends
3) reunite ( воссоединиться )

I say we reunite the band, but as a quartet.
4) pluck ( ливер )

you were pluck instead of plinking!
5) vow ( обет )

I vow you'll never hear me speak again!
6) pinch ( ущипнуть )

We lifted it! We pinch it!
7) beg ( прошу )

been beg me to join 'em.
8) intend ( собираюсь )

if we intend to have gazpacho for Arbor Day,
9) steal ( воровать )

Ah, just a lot of things I've stolen over the years...
10) deserve ( заслуживают )

Stop laughing and treat me with the respect I deserve!
11) smell ( запах )

'Cause it-it smell like you're...
12) shake ( встряхнуть )

What a rush! I'm shaking.
13) suppose ( предположим )

(groans) I suppose you're right.
14) realize ( понимаю )

Oh, my God, I just realize I can't take it anymore!
15) lift ( лифт )

We lift it! We pinched it!
16) promise ( обещаю )

Okay, Dad. I promise we'll never shoplift again.
17) teach ( учить )

Francine, what are we teach our children
18) catch ( поймать )

I'm angry that you got caught!

1) vastly ( значительно )

And that, Mr. Baby, is why I vastly prefer
2) exceptionally ( исключительно )

As you can see, our facility is exceptionally cruel.
3) someday ( когда-нибудь )

They might drop down again someday,
4) technically ( технически )

Technically, just a pop operation,
5) appropriately ( соответственно )

Zucchini appropriately phallic...
6) loud ( громкий )

(loud slurping through straw)
7) perfectly ( отлично )

but now... Oh, it's all perfectly natural.
8) successfully ( успешно )

successfully. What?!
9) absolutely ( абсолютно )

is having absolutely no interest in women.
10) alone ( один )

I'll interview her alone.
11) finally ( наконец )

And finally, for Stan,
12) instead ( вместо )

you were plucking instead of plinking!
13) outside ( снаружи )

but there's a can outside, and it's not gonna kick itself.
14) enough ( достаточно )

The day "okay" is good enough for this garden club
15) later ( позже )

Yeah. See you later, Mom.
16) together ( вместе )

And you and I haven't really done anything together in a while.
17) else ( еще )

Anything else I can help you with?
18) ever ( всегда )

Nothing will unite us ever again!

1) tsarist ( царское )

to keep alive the orchestral folk traditions of tsarist Russia!
2) uncool ( распущенный )

You're making me look uncool in front of the garden club!
3) toothless ( беззубые )

but a toothless candy whore who I pay in Razzles.
4) traumatized ( травмированы )

His, um... nuggs were so traumatized,
5) badass ( задира )

badass!
6) forgiving ( прощать )

won't be so forgiving with your boy.
7) testicular ( тестикулярная )

"testicular retreat syndrome."
8) bourgeois ( буржуй )

You're both bourgeois mediocrities.
9) orchestral ( оркестровые )

to keep alive the orchestral folk traditions of tsarist Russia!
10) infamous ( печально )

Welcome to The Gash's infamous third-world sweatshop.
11) suspicious ( подозрительно )

you look in no way suspicious to me.
12) lame ( хромой )

I thought you were a typical, lame mom,
13) ridiculous ( смешно )

Ridiculous!
14) detached ( отдельно стоящее )

I think the periods imply detached sarcasm.
15) favorable ( благоприятные )

I'll be sure to give a favorable report.
16) cruel ( жестокий )

We have concerns your sweatshop isn't cruel enough.
17) inspirational ( вдохновляющие )

Now I can write inspirational messages in the water.
18) awful ( ужасно )

Awful. Just awful.

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