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00:21:38
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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A laser pointer into my eye and screamed "perv."
Did you arrest a perp named joe uterus?
♪ teresa is doing it with paulie ♪
Although the meatball were a little dry.
"I am feeling trepidation at the prospect
This drawer is completely full of maggot now.
But I committed a horrible sexual blunder
Extortion, terrible breath, murder.
Captain's not here, sarge. You can drop the act.
Did you arrest a perp named joe uterus?
It's champagne mixed with 30-year-old scotch
The naked mole rat,
And, angie, marco,
And my mind disassociate from my body.
Whatever charles is ferment in his desk.
I got arouse last night
And remand her to the custody of her daughter.
You just got slap with the best life sentence there is:
You punched me, kicked me, spat on me, and then you said:
A couple of minutes late, and he disappear.
And I think I just kinda freak out,
I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shine
But you smell really bad.
You punch me, kicked me, spat on me, and then you said:
Adelaide has successfully transform
Not for nothing, I heard you were arrest.
Between us romantically,
About going undercover,
I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined
Those lines were lifted verbatim from my boyhood diary.
Derek. I barely know him!
Well, you gotta hit me somewhere.
I wanted to personally thank you for your service.
It definitely won't be later than tomorrow.
That's gonna change my social standing forever.
Adelaide has successfully transformed
Are slightly unnecessary, possibly.
So you have exactly two minutes to share personal anecdotes.
Tomorrow's briefing will be 15 minutes earlier than usual.
Of a parentless existence."
Not the spineless ass-kissing.
Huh, I think I like this new forthright
The old lady confessed to a 40-year-old unsolved murder
And your judgment is impeccable.
Oh, yeah, stale coffee, fingerprinting ink,
God's disgusting mistake.
Challenge accepted. Undercover highlights.
So thrilled to be here today.
I'm not jealous. I'm just wondering.
"racketeering investigative cop...Awesome."
I hate to be harsh,
Neat sweater. Ugh.