Name: USPIS
Released: 2017-12-27
Cast: Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews

1) thumbtack ( чертежная )

That was my thumbtack mug.
2) brassiere ( бюстгальтер )

I meant like a brassiere, which is totally different.
3) falafel ( фалафель )

We should talk to the falafel guy,
4) perp ( преступник )

The perp got away because he's the world's biggest tool.
5) coworker ( коллега )

Because email has put hundreds of my coworker out of work.
6) bruise ( синяк )

Do I have a bruise?
7) babylonian ( вавилонский )

The babylonian did that to their enemies.
8) cheater ( мошенник )

Cheater!
9) muff ( муфты )

Grab a muff with some bluebs, and when I get back,
10) postman ( почтальон )

I'm sorry I said the postman was a flop.
11) euphoria ( эйфория )

I'm in a state of total euphoria.
12) prudence ( расчетливость )

Meaning "prudence in financial matters."
13) sneaker ( тапки )

Grab your sneaker, santiago.

1) unprotect ( снять )

Okay, imagine a letter had unprotect sex with a phone.
2) terrify ( ужасает )

I've been terrified ever since.
3) engrave ( гравирует )

It's got "usps" engrave on it.
4) rattle ( погремушка )

No, I'm rattle.
5) ditch ( кювет )

And then we are ditch donger.
6) abandon ( отказаться от )

Donger just called and said you abandon him,
7) derive ( вывести )

It's derive from a dutch word
8) reboot ( перезагрузить )

Every time I wanted food, I reboot my system.
9) bust ( бюст )

With our first major giggle pig dealer bust.
10) knock ( стук )

Got knock out cold.
11) deserve ( заслуживают )

It's horrible and I deserve it.
12) mess ( беспорядок )

I didn't follow her orders and I mess up the task force.
13) overcome ( преодолеть )

But many years ago, I myself overcame an addiction.

1) insanely ( безумно )

Plus, I'd be lying if I said it didn't look insanely cool.
2) undoubtedly ( несомненно )

Undoubtedly the great man's greatest accomplishment.
3) randomly ( случайно )

Look, these dealers didn't just randomly start
4) altogether ( вообще )

Well, howzabout we avoid human contact altogether
5) surprisingly ( удивительно )

Your motto is "surprisingly, we exist."
6) gently ( аккуратно )

Gently caressing your face.
7) nowhere ( нигде )

But they're nowhere near here.
8) literally ( буквально )

I've literally drawn sketches of that.
9) occasionally ( иногда )

And, of course, occasionally assisting our little brothers
10) forever ( навсегда )

And you will receive holiday cards from him forever.
11) eventually ( в конце концов )

Because the earth will eventually
12) absolutely ( абсолютно )

Absolutely. Please tell us that story.
13) exactly ( точно )

Exactly the way you asked me to--

1) sickly ( хилый )

How the chief postal inspector's sickly wife
2) badass ( задира )

Code for "badass." yeah.
3) bugle ( стеклярус )

(sports announcer) it's bugle boy, winning by a head.
4) dangling ( свесив )

A dangling preposition?
5) stale ( несвежий )

Her mind finally snapped, like a stale breadstick.
6) enchanted ( зачарованная )

A creepy, old wardrobe/portal to an enchanted land
7) suspicious ( подозрительно )

See if he's seen anything suspicious.
8) lame ( хромой )

Your lame system-reboot thing didn't work.
9) awful ( ужасно )

Is to do the worst, most awful thing imaginable.
10) curious ( любопытно )

I was curious about how old glue tasted.
11) fake ( подделка )

I can't believe it. The fake birthday worked!
12) incredible ( невероятные )

That was incredible.
13) vast ( огромное )

I am in a vast hallway.

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