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Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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In all fairness, you don't know if that lady is a sickie,
I freak out over staph infections, blood disease,
...puts him in a little baby trapeze,
I don't know if you've had experience skating with underpants at your ankles.
mumps, measles, sex, drugs, rock and roll
Warlord, I told you to sip it.
Sorry about your hogs, fella. Enjoy the free espressos.
mumps, measles, sex, drugs, rock and roll
I was at a roller rink and I needed to go to the bathroom.
This hospital is literally crawling with germ and disease.
I'd focus, because that tiny patch of skin on my son's forehead
Sweetheart, it's not healthy to hold it in. Let it out.
I like to do stomach crunch after lunch.
Napkin on your lap, Satan's Valet. Thank you.
So I just skated right on into a stall and I did my private business.
- I'm sorry? - I have a mole on my ass.
What's that like, to have an erection for nine hours.
Can I just give him a little squeeze?
yet I obsess about things like broken arms, broken legs, choking,
The commercial says consult a physician if the condition persist
Oh, 47, 48 minutes. I'm not sure. I nod off for a while.
I owe you one.
So I forgave him.
Well, I hope you realise this means war.
Difficult to stop. Unless, you scream so loud
So I just skate right on into a stall and I did my private business.
No, I purse them like this.
I broke up with my German mistress. She smell like sauerkraut.
but the last couple of days have been so mess up and confusing,
it could have potentially scratch his eye.
I can't breathe. I'm trap in a death coffin.
Daddy does a little trick where he grab Jack by the ankles,
Even if it involve a compromise.
Turk, you're the one I don't know if I can trust, so how am I suppose
shoot him across the sand box without a net.
I'm introduce to her 90-year-old grandmother.
Let's read it and find out what's in there. You are disturbingly naive.
The two of us have two distinctly different parenting styles.
This hospital is literally crawling with germs and disease.
it could have potentially scratched his eye.
Besides, it's not like I ever put him in any real danger.
If we can meet somewhere in the middle, I think Jack's gonna be terrific.
Your lips were apart and I don't think that's a friend kiss!
- I normally never let people touch him. - Really?
What's the matter with me? I don't think twice about people holding him,
Sometimes you let go of the control you do have in a brief moment of weakness.
You were late the last time.
Stop. Almost 50 percent of ED drugs are taken by recreational users.
You're not careful enough!
This is nice, the three of us sitting together again like three musketeers.
then I turned out to be as bad as everyone else.
Ted, lunch was four hours ago.
That is the most ridiculous hat I've ever seen.
And sure enough, that little lady gives me the waist hug from her wheelchair.
You're an overbearing psychotic, and I'm, well, you know... fun.
which I guarantee will come to an abrupt, very unnatural end.
which I guarantee will come to an abrupt, very unnatural end.
Get this. He doesn't have erectile dysfunction. Why take those drugs?
Happy pills, sad pills, sleeping pills, sane pills, pain pills,
Sorry. Drunken accident.
Wow, that was a moist kiss. Wish I was wearing an apron.
I won! I won an argument. Jack, it's unprecedented.
That is the most ridiculous hat I've ever seen.
relations of the intimate nature.
- How are you holding up? - I'm a little nervous.
Difficult to stop. Unless, you scream so loud
J.D., you're drunk.
All right, fine, I'm a little rough than you are, but guess what?
You're not careful enough!
Happy pills, sad pills, sleeping pills, sane pills, pain pills,
- That was a thick bush. - Really, Turk, was it a thick bush?
They're stupid mistakes that seem like nothing,