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00:20:46
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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she was buffin the nightstand, and she just kept on buffin'.
she was buffing the nightstand, and she just kept on buffin'.
Back to your room, Mr Johnson. You got one ventricle.
They say, "We just want to wet our beak."
- Put ketchup on it. - You got it.
- That's you on a horse? - It's a steed, sir.
of a madman all day, but I got a hospital to run.
outside of your usual arrogance and God complex.
When you tried to hook up with that waitress the day before you got engaged.
Stop. Hallway's closed. Find another way around.
When you hooked up with that stripper at Boobies, Boobies, Boobies.
- That clear to you, sweetheart? - Yes, Dr Cox.
Who gets a tattoo of a mop?
I can't use lip balm. I end up eating it.
For instance, when your 17-year-old neighbour doesn't see you
it'd be the thorn in your paw. Other colours evoke different reactions.
When I was little, I used to spread it on cracker.
It was like a suicide pact, only with bangs.
it'd be the thorn in your paw. Other colours evoke different reactions.
she was buff the nightstand, and she just kept on buff'.
when she was 10, I'm the one who diagnose her with epilepsy.
And I realise I should've been the one to take that hit, not Carla.
It's not curse. It's simply psychology.
flirted with your ex and neglect to tell her you're married.
Look, Lindsay, I'm real sorry if I upset you before. I truly am.
The damn janitor wax the counter!
Whomever he blame will get the silent treatment for a couple days,
Sooner or later, he'll be laugh about it.
When you tried to hook up with that waitress the day before you got engage.
I'm not talking about the "Oh, God, if I don't get invite to the prom,
However, if you'd like to know about why I'm "butt in,"
- Thanks, Roland. One day I'll get it. - I doubt it.
Happy ending, though. Lefty caught up in college.
of the little breast who couldn't just push out my memory
It was barely more than a friend kiss, so we decide not to tell Turk.
I got three words for ya. Sucks to be... Adding a fourth... you.
- he'll end up madder. - Let's not play into his blame game.
Admittedly, I lost my cool here.
Thank you, supposedly straight surgeon.
Technically, Chuck Berry is a black Berry.
With no due respect whatsoever, why?
It was barely more than a friend kiss, so we decided not to tell Turk.
But ultimately, big or small,
You're so damn cute.
Besides, over the years, we've developed quite a rapport.
Well, apparently I'm not OK, am I, Carla? Apparently, I'm not!
Miracle on ice... gone. Listen to me carefully.
Unfortunately, I have one of Rowdy's hairs in my mouth.
You're absolutely right. It's my fault you kissed my wife.
Look, Lindsay, I'm real sorry if I upset you before. I truly am.
Damn it, Jordan, come on. Now, you know I'm generally OK
Sometimes I draw kangaroos.
instead of actin' like some sort of crazy cowboy.
outside of your usual arrogance and God complex.
Did you Botox your face into an expressionless mask?
You're a lopsided freak!
You know, I could look at the demented crayon scratchings
I chose robin's-egg blue cos it has a calming effect on people and I knew
Silly. Amused. Bemused. C-mused.
whether she's 16 or 60, still has that awkward, insecure,
You gave me a cursed uniform.
- No, it's understandable. - No! Why would you?
She's a teenage girl. That's an awkward time.
Sorry. Drunken accident.
I have a finite amount of brain space, and your inspiring story
It was an accidental lip bump, like, "Oops."
- Can I get up? My butt is asleep. - No!
Guys... as insane as this may sound, I'm actually gonna be OK with this.
Turk and Carla's marriage was in trouble cos of some dumb stuff
Turk, you know how I was so upset
- Looking good, Janitor. - Well, thank you, petite lady.
I need to discuss a matter of grave importance.