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Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis
1810
Now I'm hosting a bullshit beer-bash for a bunch of pinhead with six-pack abs.
You don't have a mousetrap in there, do you?
This used to be some kind of sewing factory or sweatshop in the 1920s.
Try not to take the blindfold off, no matter how uncomfortable you feel...
Paulie is snotting pretzel out of his nose.
tone the taint of these trendy little pissants.
How about pomegranate-patchouli?
- What stopped you? - Common decency.
pancake for the lady.
And so what was I, your little halftime show?
Somewhere between your ovaries and my boredom.
Am I peppermint musk? No.
Teen Posse's throwing it.
Am I peppermint musk? No.
Sweetie?
Somewhere between your ovaries and my boredom.
Okay, this is bullshit. I'm not gonna live like this.
Maybe cucumber-basil.
You rhyme now. Where did you get his picture?
What? You don't think you're the first babe he batter up for?
I beg your pardon.
Still, I swear, sometimes I don't know whether to blow him or burp him.
You're lucky I didn't give him Brady. I bump into him on the stairs.
For services render. You know, my stud fee.
Okay, I guess I deserve that.
Steve does not wear Old Spice. He wears nothing, and he smell great.
Someone who takes charge, drag you to the bed...
I suspect he already likes the way I smell.
And out of the blue, it arrive.
- It still hurt. - You'll get over it. You're a big boy.
I appreciate that.
Charlotte realize she had no idea where she was going...
I hate myself for doing this to you.
but I discover I spoke lover very well.
A single gal spend most of her life searching for the perfect male.
No, I was refer to the moves.
And then I fucked it up royally. Lost the best thing I ever had.
for the series of terrifying questions that involuntarily pop into our minds...
Luckily, Miranda had figured out a way to avoid that.
her body produces a chemical which causes her to emotionally attach.
Why don't you show me upstairs?
Don't rub it in. Hotels have to stay hip, so I have to bend over backwards...
Okay, working as a guide for a visually impaired person...
We're not talking about me anymore, are we?
According to certain scientists, whenever a woman has sex...
I could see it going somewhere.
Unfortunately, Robert had also.
- Where can this possibly go? - Thought you didn't want it to go anywhere.
- Where can this possibly go? - Thought you didn't want it to go anywhere.
And they just went on about their business, totally unfazed.
He knew exactly what he was doing.
In the light of day, everything looked completely different.
How could you have left me on the street all alone?
Or perhaps you like dark? I've got it right here.
No, Char, the frigging light over there in the park!
I'll give you $100 to say something bitchy about someone we know.
My Russian may have been shaky...
for the series of terrifying questions that involuntarily pop into our minds...
He is worldly, and wise, and very sexy.
- This is embarrassing. - No.
Making pancakes for pussy, that's a classy touch.
with whom I'd had one rather infamous date.
Truth time? I'm a little jealous.
tone the taints of these trendy little pissants.
In fact, "Awful, Uncomfortable and Terrible."
Will you at least look at the invite and tell me how lame it is?
Aren't you a sight for sore eyes?
- You have to come, it's fucking hilarious! - Let's go, come on!
- Interesting. - No, ridiculous.
That's rude. This is important to me.
In the cold, harsh reality of daylight...
In fact, "Awful, Uncomfortable and Terrible."