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Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis
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Jules, are you there?
As I tried to scrub the smell of uncooked okra off me...
Even a trip to Bed Bath & Beyond can become an ecstatic errand.
Non-dairy vegan ravioli: Kindergarten paste.
That's usually a downer, and by that I mean...
We'd like to get you started with a little amuse-bouche.
A 60-foot raccoon was attacking the village...
Leek papaya patties and zucchini enchiladas.
when people started putting leech down their pants.
Leek papaya patties and zucchini enchiladas.
But I might have rabies. What have you been up to?
I'm gonna need a napkin to dry off my seat. That waiter was hot.
For some reason the hostess keeps seating everyone in my section. Be right back.
- Really? Did you finally bugger Berger? - How long did you wait to say that?
I invent that game.
All right, look, I choke.
That morning I resign myself to the idea...
I'll be with you soon. I'm getting slam.
The next night, Samantha convince us to go to Raw...
that I would never again have frozen drinks or hot sex.
Stop, Harry. I'm feeling very reject by your people.
Come, girls, gather.
You'd think a place that eliminate cooking could eliminate waiting.
He surprises me with things I might like, which is how I got hook on Jules & Mimi.
But actually, I'm suppose to meet my boyfriend...
when it dawn on me that Berger and I hadn't.
The next day, Charlotte boldly went...
Traditionally, they turn you down three times to make sure you're serious.
Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
Meanwhile, I was finally confident I could heat up my sex life...
- You've traded Steve-o for TiVo. - We don't talk of Steve-o anymore.
We're so good everywhere else.
Suddenly Charlotte understood. They were playing hard to get.
I don't know what that means, but apparently there's a great divide...
It's definitely balmy in here.
But unfortunately, there was another woman.
If the kisses were good, the sex will eventually be good.
Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
of a truly great burger...
It's definitely balmy in here.
As I tried to scrub the smell of uncooked okra off me...
That evening Miranda had one of those regrettable discussions...
Hello, rabbi. I brought you some kosh wine.
I do, but you have to put down your menus, because I need your undivided attention.
I was resourceful, and I was drunk.
Even a trip to Bed Bath & Beyond can become an ecstatic errand.
I don't wear furry shoes.
Vegan non-dairy, and nothing is cooked over 118 degrees.
I have something a bit shocking to say.
Hello. I need to report a very rude man.
- I suck, this is awful. - I know.
Your expectations were too high. Of course you were disappointed.