Name: A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) kopeck

Uncle Vanya and I worked without rest, afraid to spend a kopeck on ourselves.
2) bellhop

Hey, you guys have any bellhop that are rats, like the Muppets?
3) blindfold

Peter, take off your blindfold. We're almost there.
4) bruise

They won't leave a bruise, and they'll let 'em know who's boss. There's no doubt about it.
5) quagmire

- Happy birthday! - I can't believe it! Quagmire, Cleveland, Joe!
6) fella

- Welcome to the Big Apple, fella. - Just make sure
7) fart

There's my boy! Hey, come on, Chris. Let's go to Barneys and fart in the suits.
8) crotch

Oh, kids, look at that man over there, grabbin' his own crotch. Oh! So alive, this city!
9) angst

It's partly an expression of my teenage angst, but mostly it's a moo-cow.
10) waiter

Hey, waiter. The name's Peter Griffin.
11) stripper

Wait a second. I don't see any stripper passing out free tacos. Lois, you lied to me!
12) neighbour

Hi, this is David Leisure. You probably remember me as the neighbour
13) taco

Wait a second. I don't see any strippers passing out free taco. Lois, you lied to me!
14) flavour

I don't know. You're the flavour of the month. Oops! Window open.
15) mister

Listen, uh, mister, we don't want any trouble here.
16) sentiment

Oh, my sentiment exactly.
17) bastard

But the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard I'll become.
18) loser

He was a loser then, and he's a loser now.

1) oversleep

- Sorry, I overslept. - Yes, well, do you want breakfast?
2) depress

Don't be depress, Dad. Here, I made you a present.
3) unveil

1541. Michelangelo unveil the Sistine Chapel.
4) beg

Peter, I don't think... Peter, please, I'm beg you, stop the car!
5) buckle

All right, look. Just buckle up. Can I get my cheque now?
6) owe

You owe me for all that money I invested in your worthless son.
7) slam

- Who are you? - The guy whose car you just slam into!
8) bless

Lois, our son has been bless with a great gift,
9) belong

Mr Griffin, he's going to be a great artist. He now belong to the public.
10) laugh

I still do stand-up, people laugh and give me money, that's also cool.
11) invest

You owe me for all that money I invest in your worthless son.
12) quit

No, I don't. I quit.
13) hang

I met him when I was hang out with Andy Warhol in the '70s.
14) suppose

Did you forge my name?! Oh, is that backward "S" suppose to be cute?
15) invite

Lois, you invite everyone!
16) kick

God, as soon as my movie deal kick in, I am such a ghost!
17) lie

The... the guy who lie?
18) pour

- She's still talking. - I don't get it. I pour it in her drink.

1) suspiciously

1940. Georgia O'Keeffe paints a lot of flowers that look suspiciously like vaginas.
2) deliciously

Ooh! How deliciously evil-Iooking. It's like something out of Stephen King.
3) someplace

Son, I'll put it someplace where everyone can see it.
4) smack

I'll take this belt off and put the smack-down on you. Is that what you want? Huh?
5) secretly

since Mayor Giuliani had all the homeless secretly killed.
6) positively

Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
7) differently

Excuse me, excuse me. My friend is differently-abled. May he go ahead of you?
8) loud

What the hell is this? For cryin' out loud, somebody throw a pie!
9) aside

Wait a minute! You can't... you can't just push me aside.
10) partly

It's partly an expression of my teenage angst, but mostly it's a moo-cow.
11) somewhere

It's show business, baby. You gotta start somewhere.
12) apparently

And apparently, I'm dating Kate Moss.
13) exactly

Oh, my sentiments exactly.
14) perhaps

Perhaps we should just continue the party at some other type of location.
15) sometimes

Your father! Sometimes I don't think he'll be happy until he's completely paralysed.
16) almost

Peter, take off your blindfold. We're almost there.
17) soon

God, as soon as my movie deal kicks in, I am such a ghost!
18) far

You'll be known far and wide

1) jejune

- Hey, that's not art. Amateur! - How jejune!
2) heterosexual

Peter, this is heterosexual fashion designer Calvin Klein.
3) suicidal

But the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard I'll become.
4) frustrated

Then I'll use him to live out all my frustrated hopes and dreams,
5) backward

Did you forge my name?! Oh, is that backward "S" supposed to be cute?
6) topical

Ha, ha, ha! I love when you use topical humour.
7) legitimate

And send a masseuse up. Legitimate!
8) purple

Work of art? Or container of crazy purple knockout gas?
9) alive

Oh, kids, look at that man over there, grabbin' his own crotch. Oh! So alive, this city!
10) mad

- Is Dad mad at me? - Oh, he just doesn't understand.
11) usual

Or would you rather chew on your own ass, as usual?
12) proud

I'll be proud you fell out of my wife
13) illegal

You know it's illegal for women to drive.
14) ancient

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
15) favourite

Uh, OK, Tim. Who's your favourite sports star?
16) evil

Ooh! How deliciously evil-Iooking. It's like something out of Stephen King.
17) amazing

- That's amazing! - Oh, thanks.
18) famous

Face it, Lois, I'm a nobody. Why can't I be famous like Bob?

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