Name: The Story on Page One
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) pentothal

But the shelf life of that Sodium Pentothal is only two years and...
2) spirograph

and their Spirographs and their Moby Grape and their 90210.
3) proletariat

Eviscerate the proletariat!
4) fib

Look, sometimes it's better to tell a little fib than to hurt someone's feelings.
5) leviathan

If I could build a device to harness the size of that leviathan,
6) gourd

Look here, you gourd-bellied codpiece. Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand
7) fella

Hold on, little fella! This is just for big people.
8) culprit

but I'll find the culprit if it costs me a million.
9) libel

Now, that's not true. Libel's not a felony.
10) deuce

Who the deuce are you? No, I don't have any spare change.
11) stature

Blast! This isn't the first time I've been thwarted by my small stature.
12) bartender

You seize life by the throat and shake it like a topless bartender mixing a martini.
13) blouse

Well, the other day I told Jane her blouse was pretty when it was really pee-ew.
14) hamster

Funnier than the one where Anus got the hamster stuck in his mouth.
15) anus

We now return to "Sherry and the Anus".
16) coward

Cowards!
17) sweetheart

Aw, don't cry, sweetheart. I'll make it up to you.
18) liar

Thanks to you I can put that I'm a big liar who makes up stories about people.

1) brim

you'll find a friendly atmosphere brim with personalised and expert service.
2) thwart

Blast! This isn't the first time I've been thwart by my small stature.
3) seduce

OK, as soon as I seduce him get ready to snap the picture.
4) seize

You seize life by the throat and shake it like a topless bartender mixing a martini.
5) rot

I'm yanking you. You just rot in the ground.
6) realise

You know, I never realise how smooth the skin between your acne is.
7) accomplish

Mission accomplish, Peter.
8) steal

- Can't you just please... - My God! Somebody's steal my water.
9) sue

Meg Griffin, you are so sue.
10) shoot

This one time the National Guard came and shot some of my friends.
11) appreciate

Thanks. It's nice to meet someone who appreciate my work.
12) mention

I'm just reading every high-school newspaper in America to see if I'm mention.
13) explain

That explain all the gravity.
14) spend

You spent public money investigating this?
15) happen

They're crafty, I tell you. It happen when you least expect it.
16) expect

No, that's what they'll be expect.
17) seem

It seem today that all you see
18) challenge

Lois, I challenge you to a race around the world.

1) diagonally

Oh, and, uh "I got ya, diagonally".
2) positively

Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
3) somehow

Poor Meg. I know it sounds crazy but I can't help feeling like this is somehow my fault.
4) sometimes

Look, sometimes it's better to tell a little fib than to hurt someone's feelings.
5) actually

Well, actually, I really wanted to go to Wellesley
6) kind

- Listen, thanks for the... - Uh, Peter, I'm kind of busy.
7) soon

OK, as soon as I seduce him get ready to snap the picture.
8) ever

Have you ever had to tell a lie in order to keep a friend?
9) least

They're crafty, I tell you. It happens when you least expect it.
10) never

I never wanted to call her Meg.
11) too

Hey, you got something on your other cheek too.
12) course

Of course, you realise this means war.
13) much

I can get a much better gay guy than you.
14) even

Gee, the sun seems really strong, even for my already-bronzed skin.
15) right

but Mom said I might as well buy hiking boots and call myself a lesbian right now.
16) where

Funnier than the one where Anus got the hamster stuck in his mouth.
17) most

Um... the recent campus sporting event was most disappointing for our side, wasn't it?
18) over

- Go on. Take it. - Wait over there.

1) veritable

What ho? A veritable bevy of co-eds.
2) extracurricular

I'm not sure you're Brown material. Don't you have any extracurricular activities?
3) sensational

Congratulations, Meg. This is the most sensational story we've ever had.
4) drastic

Ah, this is gonna take drastic measures. All right, get the camera ready. Oh, Luke!
5) disappointing

Um... the recent campus sporting event was most disappointing for our side, wasn't it?
6) adorable

Oh, aren't you adorable? Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
7) lame

Every time I see that lame-o actor I put your head on his body.
8) dumb

That scene where you wanted to get on the plane and that dumb guy was screaming.
9) topless

You seize life by the throat and shake it like a topless bartender mixing a martini.
10) impressive

That's not very impressive.
11) spare

Who the deuce are you? No, I don't have any spare change.
12) tall

That's why I started Stewie's Big and Tall Man Shop. If you're portly or tall,
13) capable

I require a hand-operated buzz saw capable of cutting through a human sternum.
14) quiet

- We're not having dinner. - Then be quiet.
15) exciting

My days in college were so exciting.
16) smooth

You know, I never realised how smooth the skin between your acne is.
17) pure

"And if you are pure of heart and deed you'll all go to a beautiful place called Heaven."
18) amazing

Oh, my God. "Corruption in City Hall." This is amazing.

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