Name: Wasted Talent
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) inebriation

♪ To a state of pure inebriation ♪
2) earwig

I will now insert this carnivorous earwig into my brain.
3) trill

Make your trill clean and watch the legato in the fourth measure. Go!
4) suds

♪ Go on, buds, drink my suds ♪
5) taffy

Like saltwater taffy or a Chunky.
6) quagmire

Hey, guys. Guys, check it out. Quagmire's tryin' to get lucky.
7) legato

Make your trills clean and watch the legato in the fourth measure. Go!
8) booze

I can't do it without booze.
9) sweetheart

Don't worry, sweetheart. There's always next year.
10) liar

- Oh, far be it from me to call you a liar. - Huh?
11) saltwater

Like saltwater taffy or a Chunky.
12) brewery

has said that he's opening his never-before-seen brewery to a lucky few.
13) bastard

All right, listen to me, you long-necked bastard.
14) sonata

You're good enough to tackle a Beethoven sonata!
15) cereal

My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth!
16) pitcher

I need another pitcher over here.
17) muse

Huh. I think we've found his muse.
18) sanitation

You give me the scroll, and I make you head of sanitation services for the entire city.

1) disobey

You've sullied my factory and disobey my rules.
2) sully

You've sullied my factory and disobeyed my rules.
3) cherish

- Oh, this is it, pal. We're goners. - Peter, I've really cherish our friendship.
4) carbonate

This beer will still be carbonate long after you die of old age
5) practise

Mrs Griffin, I practise just like you said.
6) realise

But then they realise it wasn't my time, and so they sent me back to a brewery.
7) rub

Every year she wins and rub it in my face.
8) interrupt

We interrupt for breaking news. After years of isolation,
9) decline

The recipient decline to be interviewed for safety reasons,
10) bet

He's tastin' victory. I bet it tastes good.
11) taste

He's tastin' victory. I bet it taste good.
12) pull

Oh, man. I hope I don't get pull over.
13) forget

Maybe he's forgotten you
14) happen

- Jimmy, what happen? - Yes, Jimmy. What happen?
15) guess

Well, I guess I'll see you there. Fred, this is not a date!
16) finish

Once again, I finish first.
17) interview

The recipient declines to be interview for safety reasons,
18) reach

♪ Till you've reach that pure inebriation ♪

1) illegally

Hold it, you two. Aren't you a little old to be drinking illegally?
2) positively

Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
3) absolutely

has absolutely no negative consequences.
4) immediately

- I want you to leave immediately! - Oh, come on!
5) alone

- Hello, dumb-dumb. - Not now, Gazoo. I wanna be alone.
6) sometimes

Well, sometimes it does. I mean, you were pretty bad in bed Saturday night.
7) especially

Especially Stewie. He's so impressionable.
8) actually

What? Don't complain. This is actually makin' you look attractive.
9) enough

All I want is one pupil who's good enough to win the piano competition.
10) far

- Oh, far be it from me to call you a liar. - Huh?
11) fast

Run home, Peter! Run as fast as you can!
12) ever

Ladies and gentlemen, in his first public appearance ever,
13) least

- Don't I at least get a Chumbawamba song? - Oh, fine.
14) once

Once again, I finish first.
15) always

Don't worry, sweetheart. There's always next year.
16) never

has said that he's opening his never-before-seen brewery to a lucky few.
17) again

- You're drunk again! - No, exhausted. I've been drinkin' all night.
18) too

- I love you. - I love you too.

1) goners

- Oh, this is it, pal. We're goners. - Peter, I've really cherished our friendship.
2) carnivorous

I will now insert this carnivorous earwig into my brain.
3) eccentric

the mysterious and eccentric brewmeister, Pawtucket Pat,
4) ashamed

I'm ashamed. Let's just go home.
5) exhausted

- You're drunk again! - No, exhausted. I've been drinkin' all night.
6) rude

Oh, Lois, thank God it's you. The last three houses I went to were very rude.
7) awful

I'm sick of comin' in second to that awful Alexis Radcliffe.
8) dumb

- Hello, dumb-dumb. - Not now, Gazoo. I wanna be alone.
9) gorgeous

Hey, gorgeous. You wanna come home with me?
10) drunk

- You're drunk again! - No, exhausted. I've been drinkin' all night.
11) violent

A little violent for you, don't you think?
12) incredible

- Peter, I wouldn't... - Wow! That's incredible.
13) attractive

What? Don't complain. This is actually makin' you look attractive.
14) odd

Isn't his absence slightly odd?
15) silent

Ah! Silent but life-saving.
16) sad

Life isn't fair, it's sad but it's true
17) stupid

Why do you care so much about touring a stupid brewery?
18) proud

This may not be my proud moment, but damn it, I wanna win.

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