Name: Brian in Love
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) tinkler

You're a helpless little carpet tinkler, aren't you?
2) caboodle

- It's just noodle caboodle. - Hey, what are these hard things?
3) crevasse

Until then, you shall continue to sanitise my crevasse
4) albacore

Next time you're shopping, why not splurge on a tin of solid white albacore?
5) sensuality

and the uncommon, sometimes haunting, glow of sensuality that surrounds you.
6) paprika

M&M's. I ran out of paprika.
7) mayonnaise

Oh, is that what it is? Really? I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
8) meow

Meow, meow, meow, meow! Meow, meow, meow, meow!
9) spout

Here is my handle, here is my spout
10) teapot

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
11) tumour

Judy has an inoperable brain tumour the size of my fist,
12) noodle

It's just my noodle caboodle.
13) sweetie

Sweetie, that's tuna salad.
14) ransom

You call the police, I'll write the ransom note.
15) outrage

Well! The outrage I have suffered today will not be soon forgotten.
16) biscuit

before he bends a French biscuit on the conveyor belt?
17) sweetheart

Here's 50 cents. Do me a favour, sweetheart.
18) mop

I say, I say! Paco, grab a mop. Will somebody get Patches the hell out of here

1) sully

How dare you sully my good name by spreading slanderous filth!
2) kidnap

All right... He was kidnap.
3) surpass

Your culinary prowess is surpass only by your unfailing grace
4) invent

My great-great-great uncle Angus Griffin invent the game.
5) spit

I spit water at you!
6) swear

Oh, is that what it is? Really? I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
7) scream

For 45 minutes I was out there scream. I know that cos my damn watch is broken!
8) reject

To be clear-we were talking about me being in love with you and you reject me, right?
9) dare

- I dare say you'll find it quite in ruins. - What?
10) smell

Oh, God! It smell gross!
11) dump

So she dump you, huh? To hell with her. She'll probably end up with some idiot.
12) suffer

Well! The outrages I have suffer today will not be soon forgotten.
13) bend

before he bend a French biscuit on the conveyor belt?
14) attach

I'd take my sweater off, but I'm afraid it's attach to my skin.
15) cure

So what the hell, Brian? You cure yet?
16) steam

When I get all steam up, hear me shout
17) shut

- You shut up. - You love her.
18) wash

They are. I'm wash them with some fabric softener.

1) positively

Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
2) potentially

Watch as I have sex with this potentially dangerous man,
3) damn

Listen, you, I'll use these facilities when I'm damn well ready.
4) possibly

and he's in the bathroom right now, possibly doing drugs.
5) alone

Now look at me. Middle-aged, alone and peeing in supermarkets.
6) perhaps

Well, perhaps I could give it the old college try.
7) sometimes

Sometimes these things can be psychological.
8) instead

Take this one instead.
9) quite

- I dare say you'll find it quite in ruins. - What?
10) almost

How ironic! "Rogers". It almost rhymes with "eliminate".
11) soon

Well! The outrages I have suffered today will not be soon forgotten.
12) along

So, it's been you all along!
13) together

Hello, neighbour. I'm glad we're together again.
14) ago

I tell you, Peter, I wish I'd taken this up years ago.
15) ever

I had this dream last night. Did you ever see Logan's Run?
16) always

It's just that things don't always work out the way we plan.
17) less

We've also got the less popular Nobody Poops But You.
18) never

You know, I've never been to Europe.

1) antsy

Don't get antsy. I got three minutes left.
2) unfailing

Your culinary prowess is surpassed only by your unfailing grace
3) slanderous

How dare you sully my good name by spreading slanderous filth!
4) inoperable

Judy has an inoperable brain tumour the size of my fist,
5) affectionate

My goodness, you're affectionate tonight!
6) lunatic

I was in a therapy session, not a lunatic asylum.
7) haunting

and the uncommon, sometimes haunting, glow of sensuality that surrounds you.
8) embarrassed

Oh, oh, and how embarrassed was I when the word "crate" came up!
9) helpless

You're a helpless little carpet tinkler, aren't you?
10) ironic

How ironic! "Rogers". It almost rhymes with "eliminate".
11) ashamed

He's probably just ashamed, Lois.
12) mortal

- Actually, it's your mortal enemy, Stewie. - What the...?
13) uncommon

and the uncommon, sometimes haunting, glow of sensuality that surrounds you.
14) refreshing

It is so refreshing to see something other than violence on the news.
15) wee

Stewie, are you upset because you went wee-wee on the carpet?
16) rude

Oh, God, I'm s... That was rude. I apologise.
17) bored

I haven't been this bored since that stupid drive-in movie.
18) upset

Stewie, are you upset because you went wee-wee on the carpet?

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