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00:22:29
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
90
I dug the latrine 50 feet out.
Loretta likes to personify her menses in humorous ways.
I always thought I'd go to my first nudie bar with my dad. He doesn't have time for me.
- Why is he freaking out like that? - He's having an hallucination from the fever.
Yeah, it rhymes. Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?
Remind me to ask the doctor when my other testicle will descend.
What's your story? Get lost on the way to the morgue?
Hey, Quagmire, you up for some campin'?
- Time for your immunisation. - You might wanna hold him.
to change my son from a lazy slacker into a workin' man.
To most folks, that's three chore.
The raccoon were here. See?
Good for you, son. Hey, where's Chris? I asked him to fill the canteen an hour ago.
- Son, this duffel bag is only half zipped. - Where you goin'?
Like when you were three, and you ate those adult brownie
- What the deuce? - Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie.
Don, you take my 16- year-old blonde daughter out in the chariot for the day.
Come on, talk to me, sweetie. You look a little down.
She's one of them. I'm sure of it. Tell me what they inject me with!
I'm Abe Lincoln. I just chop some wood.
- Peter, do you mind if Kevin and I...? - Nail Chris? He'd be thrill.
You know I swore I'd never clean again. Not after Bounty dropped me as their spokesman.
Hey, this kid here just knock the ball 300 yards.
How dare you call my parenting into question?!
- Your dad deserve another chance. - Wow! You are smart.
- It smell like... - Clean my pee!
This is gonna be my greatest victory ever. Except for the time I defeat my evil twin.
I'm sorry, Dad. I mess up the entire trip.
I dug the latrine 50 feet out.
If we all pitch in, we'll be done in no time.
We're gonna all hang ten and maybe then
What are you talking about? You said the shots were suppose to make me healthy.
The hell it is! You get in there and you kick that fish's ass!
Wait a second. Rosie, I've just pour this glass of warm yellow liquid on the counter,
And he rob me!
Yeah. All we caught was a tyre, a boot, a tin can and this book of clich?s.
Oh, terribly sorry, sir. Your soup is gratis.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
They should have put that on before CHiPs. The marketing practically writes itself.
Somehow, I'm less than surprised.
and somewhere, Scott Baio is ploughin' a woman he doesn't love.
Chris, the way to eat an Oreo is to twist it, pull it apart and lick it.
I sold twice as many buckets today cos everybody wants to hit the fat kid.
Sometimes I wonder if he's got the epilepsy.
I say, Rupert, this paste is quite delicious.
It's almost as if this world was created especially for me.
It's almost worth the bowel obstruction.
You actually believe Lois had them inject you to make you healthy?
I'm goin' campin' for the weekend with Johnny Cut-Corners. Want to come along?
- Son, this duffel bag is only half zipped. - Where you goin'?
And together it is a hic-a-doo-La world
Good for you, son. Hey, where's Chris? I asked him to fill the canteens an hour ago.
Listen, your son is the best ball-shagger we ever had.
You remember that short-lived sitcom Fish?
Oh, Mary, Mary. You're in the kitchen. You're all disoriented. Let me help you.
Forgive me for not being one of those anorexic babies from the diaper commercials.
Well, you always do the skull gag when you're depressed. Talk to me.
Oh, my! That's delightful, isn't it? What's your name?
Pay attention, Junior. You wanna keep your shoulders straight and your knees bent.
Oh, fight it, Stewie! "Do not go gentle into that good night."
I say, Rupert, this paste is quite delicious.
you know, become infected.
Somehow, I'm less than surprised.
Hmm. That was incredible, Kevin.
That was weird. That was weird, too.
Jeez, life was a lot tough back then.
- Peter, what's wrong? - Huh. That obvious?
But I'm tryin' to be a good father here. I'm real proud of you, champ.
Wait a second. Rosie, I've just poured this glass of warm yellow liquid on the counter,
- Oh! - Careful. You don't get dental for 60 days.
Don, you take my 16- year-old blonde daughter out in the chariot for the day.
I wanna go. It'll get me away from the evil monkey that lives in my closet.