Name: Death Is a Bitch
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) paddywhack

"Knick-knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone"
2) botheration

Yes. Mothers can be quite the botheration, can't they?
3) mitten

Jeez, I probably should've worn mitten!
4) barrage

...a barrage of bullets and did not die.
5) bosom

...from the silent movie era be lodged in my left bosom?
6) casket

Sir, that casket costs $1,000.
7) deuce

What the deuce?
8) sweetie

My sweetie is okay.
9) nephew

My nephew drew my portrait. It doesn't look a thing like me.
10) accomplishment

Accomplishments? Go to your room.
11) mister

You're not killing anyone tonight, mister! Not on that ankle.
12) lump

Oh, my God! I found a lump! A breast lump!
13) biker

You guys, I bet I can go up to each one of those scary-looking biker and say:
14) alcoholic

You mean because he's a borderline alcoholic?
15) cousin

...and her paralyzed, but trusting, cousin for this?
16) gig

Actually, kid, I kind of fell into this gig. I really wanted to be a wood nymph.
17) gem

Jeez, Lois. How long you been waiting to crack out that gem?
18) genius

I'm a genius. You'll kill the kids from Dawson's Creek!

1) lurk

...l'm no longer lurk in the shadows, consequences will be dire.
2) disturb

He's right. You've disturb the natural order.
3) ditch

It's time we ditch the WB and concentrate on features.
4) owe

But you owe me, if you get my drift.
5) bust

She landed a bust plane in Airport '75?
6) remind

He's okay. He remind me a lot of me at that age.
7) hang

And one of you is hung like an elf.
8) sue

But what the hell do I know? I've been sue by every patient I ever had.
9) suppose

Death, you made a mistake. I'm not suppose to be dead.
10) shoot

Peter, are you saying that if I shoot you in the head...
11) bet

You guys, I bet I can go up to each one of those scary-looking bikers and say:
12) promise

But you promise the fat one would perish.
13) catch

Let's not do this. I caught Flo Jo. You don't think I can catch you?
14) lodge

...from the silent movie era be lodge in my left bosom?
15) suck

This suck, Brian. Why should I have to pay this?
16) assume

I just assume you were gonna make it with milk, not crap!
17) draw

My nephew drew my portrait. It doesn't look a thing like me.
18) beat

Look at that. I beat my loogie.

1) positively

"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
2) besides

Besides, how are we supposed to explain you to Mr. Roper?
3) forever

I'm gonna be a virgin forever.
4) absolutely

Absolutely no way, and that's final.
5) alone

Stewie, leave Death alone.
6) particularly

...I did some films I'm not particularly proud of.
7) actually

Actually, kid, I kind of fell into this gig. I really wanted to be a wood nymph.
8) kind

Actually, kid, I kind of fell into this gig. I really wanted to be a wood nymph.
9) soon

I knew it! As soon as that show came on the air, I said:
10) enough

Guys, I don't say this often enough, but I'm gonna die.
11) later

Okay, see you later.
12) though

Not bad, though.
13) often

Guys, I don't say this often enough, but I'm gonna die.
14) usually

After dinner, we usually go into the living room...
15) ago

Lois, 10 minutes ago, I was staring Death in the face.
16) ever

But what the hell do I know? I've been sued by ever patient I ever had.
17) sure

- Fascinating story, Tom. - It sure is, Diane.
18) once

Hats off to Miss Black for proving once again that, given the opportunity...

1) unharmed

...with this Channel 5 pistol, you'll be completely unharmed?
2) incapacitated

It seems with Death incapacitated, my matricidal efforts are futile.
3) futile

It seems with Death incapacitated, my matricidal efforts are futile.
4) borderline

You mean because he's a borderline alcoholic?
5) ironic

I know I should find this ironic, but I'm just bored as hell.
6) awkward

I hope his teen years go better than mine. Boy, talk about awkward.
7) dire

...l'm no longer lurking in the shadows, consequences will be dire.
8) obscure

Karen Black. What an obscure reference!
9) ridiculous

Peter, this is ridiculous. You're going to be fine.
10) deceased

All I gotta do is write "deceased" right here where it says "name."
11) bored

I know I should find this ironic, but I'm just bored as hell.
12) awful

You're awful.
13) crap

I just assumed you were gonna make it with milk, not crap!
14) calm

The important thing is to stay calm. It's probably nothing, honey.
15) drunk

Neither of us is drunk.
16) damn

You damn kids with your music.
17) swedish

You took me away from a Swedish girlie-girl...
18) silent

...from the silent movie era be lodged in my left bosom?

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