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00:22:35
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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...and out of my life, you festering strumpet!
l say, Rupert, these crumpet you've prepared look positively divine!
Take out your scalpel, kids. We're going to dissect a clown!
And l suppose the bilious curd you force-fed me from your teat...
How much moral bankruptcy and perversion must we, the people, endure?
"Lewd," "obscene," and "a little blurry"...
What kind of pervert gave you kids this filth?
"Her smiles, her frown, her ups, her downs
Look at me. l'm writing profanity on the wall!
Peter, l'm concerned that your candidacy may have become a lost cause.
Lois, Mr. Fargas is getting a bum rap...
What kind of pervert gave you kids this filth?
Lois, l got a joke for you. How many loser does it take to make me breakfast?
"l've grown accustomed to the tune that she whistle night and noon
The debate is tonight and you don't seem to have any supporter.
...in the fridge next to the mustard! That was the worst hot dog I ever ate!
l'm just kidding. French toast, please.
l know you're a feminist and l think that's adorable...
"Accustomed to her voice
l've restock our school library...
Yeah, she fIosses in bed, she snore Iike a wiIdebeest--
Welcome back, Farg. Much oblige.
...but those of the endanger CaIifornia condor,
She actually oppose background checks for new teachers!
Mr. President, you've accomplish so much in just a few short weeks.
They deserve a schooI board president who doesn't Ieave their feminine ointments...
Next up, stay tune for our special investigative report...
Peter! Come on! Stop, Shut up! You guys shut up!
And l suppose the bilious curds you force-fed me from your teat...
That's why, if I'm eIected, I promise to fight for competent teachers...
You taught me everything. Math, science.
l caught your son peeking into the girls' locker room.
Too bad! l've already lost more than that!
...but this is grow-up time and l'm the man.
Jeez, Mr. Fargas, what happen to you? Somebody give you a fun-ectomy?
l guess Little Miss Free Spirit will think twice before roaming the halls.
Lebeau's withdrawaI Ieaves housewife, Lois Griffin, running unopposed,
Yesterday, voters overwhelmingly declared...
"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
...were perfectly fine then?
- What? They can't do that! - Peter, the man is obviously unbalanced.
l guess Little Miss Free Spirit will think twice before roaming the halls.
Yes, that's it. That's quite good. Yes, l miss my mommy.
"She almost makes the day begin
There's quite a crowd outside.
She actually opposes background checks for new teachers!
As soon as the polls close, we can put all this ugliness behind us.
l can't do that. Lois is mad enough at me without....
...in the fridge next to the mustard! That was the worst hot dog I ever ate!
She can burn in hell for all l care! Sure she can.
As a rich coIIege-bound student, I once joined some underpriviIeged youths...
Don't sweat it, the Griffin men have always been winners...
You never listen to me.
Too bad! l've already lost more than that!
You should be striving to thwart my noisome misdeeds.
Even worse, I turned a beautifuI gift from Lois into something cheap and tawdry,
...just some of the words used to describe Lois Griffin's prurient pic.
Now look here, you loathsome cur!
...where embattled School Board President Peter Griffin is fighting for his political life.
...dating back to my diminutive great-grandfather, Juarez Griffin.
"Lewd," "obscene," and "a little blurry"...
Out of the house? Why, l'd be free from your oppressive gynocracy!
And so ends a dark and shameful chapter in the history of Quahog, Rhode lsland.
lf that vile woman were here, she'd prove a worthy adversary.
I am so freaking wasted!
Excellent texture, provocative support. Try another, you say?
Come on, Mr. Fargas, do the whole darn thing.
"l've grown accustomed to her face
- l also miss colic and rectal thermometry. - Whatever you say, Mama's boy.
"Lewd," "obscene," and "a little blurry"...
Next up, stay tuned for our special investigative report...
They deserve a schooI board president who doesn't Ieave their feminine ointments...