Name: Road to Rhode Island
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) slattern

That idiot slattern sent the dog?
2) drunkenness

- Public drunkenness, grand theft auto. - You left out the part where
3) pus

Damn it to pus-spewing blood-gutted hell!
4) virginity

Yes, and I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull. Now change me!
5) fella

- Give me the damn phone! - Little fella's asleep,
6) wag

Oh, relax. Old girl doesn't have too much to wag about these days, anyway.
7) cirrhosis

Here's a pleasant sight. Cirrhosis the Wonder Dog.
8) snuff

than when we had to watch your Uncle's Jerry's snuff film.
9) censor

♪ We'd tell you more but we would have the censor on our ass ♪
10) abandonment

You have abandonment issues. Confront your mother and deal with this.
11) steward

You were watching the boys again. It's that steward, the one who looks like Tab Hunter.
12) jug

And not just like Jugs or Creamsicle.
13) momma

Brian, your momma gave you up because she thought
14) sweetheart

Give Nana a big hug, sweetheart.
15) nuisance

There's only one way to put an end to this nuisance.
16) bulldog

You'd think those bulldog would invite him to their card game.
17) brace

- Aren't you too young to be travelling alone? - Aren't you too old to be wearing brace?
18) cinnamon

- And some cinnamon. - Oh! That's good too.

1) stumble

Brian, I think we've stumble on the root of your problems.
2) bastard

I'll show you, you bastard.
3) smash

- You smash your head on the windshield. - I don't recall...
4) whip

How about some whip cream?
5) reject

♪ Like two college freshmen who were reject by Harvard and forced to go to Brown. ♪
6) dare

I must admit there have been some moments that were, dare I say, fun.
7) deserve

You deserve better than this, Mom.
8) bind

♪ Like a masochist in Newport, we're Rhode-Island bound ♪
9) decline

What do you mean, our credit card was decline?
10) suppose

Yes. Well. I suppose I walked right into that one.
11) throw

♪ Like renegade Pilgrims throw out of Plymouth Colony. ♪
12) bet

Right? Yeah! You bet your ass I'm right.
13) suck

- But I'll give him that kiss. - You suck!
14) lose

Yes, and I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull. Now change me!
15) guess

Peter, guess what I just got. A relationship video.
16) speak

- Just "Me llamo Brian". - Oh, you speak English.
17) bear

- My name's Brian. I was born here. - Sorry, son. Lots of dogs been born here.
18) measure

Lois, our relationship cannot be measure in nipples and dimes.

1) barely

Are you crazy? My eyes were barely open and she just gave me away.
2) increasingly

you increasingly attractive-Looking woman.
3) apparently

Yeah. Apparently you can do that.
4) definitely

This time it's definitely not "kitty".
5) twice

So saturate the soil twice a day. That's why my tomatoes haven't been coming in.
6) forth

Yes, yes. Requiem and terra pax, and so forth. Amen.
7) certainly

♪ We're certainly going in style ♪
8) alone

- Aren't you too young to be travelling alone? - Aren't you too old to be wearing braces?
9) instead

All right. So instead of driving down this sun-parched highway, we've now got to walk.
10) actually

This is actually a rather elegant solution for my problem of what to do with Lois.
11) enough

It's hard enough having Stewie all the way in Palm Springs visiting Grammy and Grandpa.
12) usually

Usually there are so many distractions.
13) ever

And that was the last time I ever saw her.
14) always

We loved Biscuit so much, we wanted to keep her with us always.
15) never

I could never choose. I love all my children equally.
16) again

You were watching the boys again. It's that steward, the one who looks like Tab Hunter.
17) too

- Aren't you too young to be travelling alone? - Aren't you too old to be wearing braces?
18) around

- This is hot. - Turn around.

1) renegade

♪ Like renegade Pilgrims thrown out of Plymouth Colony. ♪
2) unlocked

- This one's unlocked. - An SUV?
3) asleep

- Give me the damn phone! - Little fella's asleep,
4) blunt

Open up, or I'll hit you with this blunt instrument
5) upset

I know what you've been doing, and I'm very upset with you.
6) peaceful

- "Was"? You mean... - Last year. She went real peaceful.
7) calm

Yes, smooth sailing through calm seas.
8) intense

I can see this is gonna be very intense.
9) elegant

This is actually a rather elegant solution for my problem of what to do with Lois.
10) drunk

I'm... I'm not drunk. I just have a speech impediment.
11) damn

- Give me the damn phone! - Little fella's asleep,
12) pleasant

Here's a pleasant sight. Cirrhosis the Wonder Dog.
13) careful

♪ Careful with that joke-it's an antique. ♪
14) attractive

you increasingly attractive-Looking woman.
15) tough

Ask your mom. I'm not very good with tough decisions.
16) tall

♪ 'Cept you're not six feet tall ♪
17) inner

And an inner-ear infection.
18) smooth

Yes, smooth sailing through calm seas.

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