Name: There's Something About Paulie
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) mobster

How could you bring a mobster into your own home?
2) ampersand

"Now, get the asterisk, percent, ampersand, out of here, you SOB."
3) waterworks

All right, can the waterworks, Jackie Chan, cab 302.
4) delicatessen

- I'm the proprietor of this delicatessen. - Butt out, shlomo. All I need is your address.
5) fella

OK, so I tried on your bra. Jeez, the fella were puttin' on a show.
6) sob

What's a SOB?
7) proprietor

- I'm the proprietor of this delicatessen. - Butt out, shlomo. All I need is your address.
8) melon

Rieger, cab 402. Nardo, you and your luscious melon are in 315.
9) salesman

I had rehearsal for Death of a Salesman, but we can't show death at school,
10) foe

Yes, because together we can do anything, face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
11) creep

Cavity creep!
12) nephew

That's sweet of you to ask, but he's my nephew.
13) mule

- Hey, son, how'd you like to be a coke mule? - Peter, living room?
14) obstacle

Yes, because together we can do anything, face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
15) loser

- Now get outta here, you loser. - What about the foreign guy?
16) chap

the chap who's been touting the merits of a United European Commonwealth?
17) champ

- Aw, shut up, Cleveland. - Wanna talk about it, champ?
18) cavity

Cavity creeps!

1) spoil

I'm not marrying you, you spoil guinea... Whoops.
2) tout

the chap who's been tout the merits of a United European Commonwealth?
3) insist

You know what? Here. It's yours. No, no, really. I insist.
4) mob

Uh, I mean, mob as in crowded.
5) dare

- Big Fat Paulie? - How dare you?
6) disagree

I disagree.
7) shut

- Aw, shut up, Cleveland. - Wanna talk about it, champ?
8) involve

Peter, you don't wanna get involve with the Mob.
9) suppose

- Look, I said I'd handle it, and I did. - I suppose you did.
10) solve

At least that's one problem solve.
11) lie

There's no way we can have maritals with you lying all the way over there.
12) dodge

- Peter, you know I never drink. - Just like you never dodge the draft?
13) bet

You have a pretty good appetite there, kid. I bet you spend a lot of time in the john.
14) teach

Yes, good heavens. Who taught you how to eat? Mickey Rourke?
15) catch

- Oh, my God, our car! - Man, am I glad I caught you.
16) suck

Jeez, come on, everybody. I know it suck, but they're just kids.
17) lose

Hey, I'm Doug, nice to meet ya. Whoa, have you lost weight?
18) forget

I almost forgot. Don't start your car...

1) positively

Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
2) twice

You want me to shoot him twice in the head.
3) instead

Can you please shoot me instead of her?
4) recently

Mary, you recently spent some time with Julia Roberts, didn't you?
5) almost

Peter, how can you sleep? I was almost killed.
6) actually

I actually had to rent a Mustang.
7) later

Oh, no, Lois. A guy at work bought a car outta the paper. Ten years later, bam! Herpes.
8) sort

- I sort of put a hit out on ya. - How could you put a hit on me?
9) fast

Well, I would try to eat you really fast, before I got flaccid.
10) together

- So we'll solve this problem. - Wait. You mean, together?
11) else

God, of course, and um... who else?
12) ever

Ever stare at the night sky and wonder if someone might be lookin' back at ya?
13) sure

Sure you are... now.
14) least

At least that's one problem solved.
15) once

Show some compassion for once in your miserable life.
16) never

- Peter, you know I never drink. - Just like you never dodged the draft?
17) again

This is Atlantic City all over again.
18) too

- It's not too late to have the hit called off? - Yeah.

1) inedible

Wakey, wakey, worthless domestic. Time to make the inedible gruel.
2) whacked

- I'm talkin' about the mob hit. - Mom's gonna get whacked?
3) mismatched

Boy, what a mismatched pair. A free spirit and a puppet.
4) exhausting

Trying to do all these errands in a taxi is exhausting.
5) vile

He's also vile and disgusting.
6) luscious

Rieger, cab 402. Nardo, you and your luscious melons are in 315.
7) enchanting

Who is this enchanting woman?
8) obligated

Go ahead. I am obligated to grant one favour on this, the day of my daughter's wedding.
9) miserable

Show some compassion for once in your miserable life.
10) exhausted

Peter, I'm exhausted. I've been in and outta taxis all day.
11) crowded

Uh, I mean, mobbed as in crowded.
12) awful

- Oh, Peter. - That's awful. Is this your wife?
13) upset

I am very upset with you right now.
14) unexpected

Oh, this is so unexpected.
15) decent

Decent phones, God-fearing phones,
16) loud

Lois, can you go down to the basement and do somethin' really loud and complicated
17) fancy

That's fancy an' all. But I think you're bargainin' for more than you can chew.
18) tough

She just doesn't wanna see me fall in with a tough crowd again.

The Family Guy » Season 2 » There's Something About Paulie