Name: Jeu Monégasque
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) bellhop

My bellhop have been taken prisoner by the Wehrmacht.
2) revoir

Damn it, that's my line. Au revoir, suckers!
3) cathouse

Sterling, if you left that briefcase in some cathouse, I swear to God...
4) bonk

What is "bonk"? Does that mean I...?
5) monsieur

Pardon, monsieur, but as I said, the suite royale is reserved for...
6) pore

Look at your pore, then tell me you're using them.
7) bearer

Why isn't there a metal briefcase full of bearer bonds...
8) sucker

Damn it, that's my line. Au revoir, sucker!
9) launcher

Yeah, an attack helicopter and a rocket launcher, Lana.
10) briefcase

Why isn't there a metal briefcase full of bearer bonds...
11) dime

And every dime of that 4 million better be in that bag.
12) pardon

MALORY: I beg your pardon?
13) grin

Goddamn it, woman, wipe that grin off your pie face.
14) cracker

Shit-snacking cracker. Oh, that thieving bastard.
15) bastard

Shit-snacking crackers. Oh, that thieving bastard.
16) archer

ARCHER: I mean, because you know what it sounds like, right?
17) erection

MALORY: Sterling Malory Archer. And there goes my erection.
18) asshole

...is whatever asshole physically holds the piece of paper.

1) bonne

Bon. Then I wish you bonne chance. Oh, shoot. I can't. I don't have any...
2) monsieur

Oui, in the Jacuzzi of your free suite, in which monsieur desires to remain.
3) beg

MALORY: I beg your pardon?
4) swear

Sterling, if you left that briefcase in some cathouse, I swear to God...
5) borrow

And you have to steal it back because I, um, slightly borrow it.
6) warn

Pretty dumb taking a bath with it. Sterling, I'm warn you.
7) steal

Mother's the one who stole our retirement money.
8) retrieve

Then, having retrieve your mother's disgusting sex tape...
9) nail

ARCHER: Balls. Nailed it.
10) laugh

Sorry, sorry. I was laugh at your name.
11) shut

Would vomit, too tired. Oh, shut up.
12) suppose

So where are we suppose to sleep?
13) realize

LANA: When Lachouffe realize we don't have $4 million in bearer bonds...
14) bet

I bet you get chilly at night, all alone in that great big castle.
15) assume

And I just assume I don't wanna know what's on that.
16) lose

You lost 800 grand?
17) happen

Banque. What happen?
18) dress

Why was I dress as Hitler?

1) foolishly

All I did was foolishly lose it.
2) apiece

Twenty-five grand? Apiece? Bonne chance.
3) monsieur

And, uh, when will monsieur desire to try his luck at the tables?
4) technically

I don't know why you're so pissed off. Technically, that money was mine.
5) incredibly

...was incredibly lame.
6) thick

As thick as possible, while still being swan-shape foldable.
7) obviously

Obviously, I did that.
8) possibly

He may be a vain, selfish, lying, and quite possibly alcoholic man-whore...
9) exactly

Exactly, two of you. Wha...?
10) alone

I bet you get chilly at night, all alone in that great big castle.
11) perhaps

Perhaps that will teach you to insult the proud nation of Monaco.
12) quite

He may be a vain, selfish, lying, and quite possibly alcoholic man-whore...
13) especially

Especially you, Pam. Holler!
14) almost

I had almost 200 grand in there, you... Oh, okay, that is it.
15) actually

Actually, that would not surprise me.
16) kind

I'm kind of passionate-embraced out right now after the tub-snorkeling.
17) enough

Look, Lana, I feel bad enough as it is.
18) far

Well, he couldn't have gone far in 10 minutes. It's a zoo out there.

1) unverified

But why would she pay 4 million bucks for unverified information?
2) bulletproof

Now, is that bulletproof or what?
3) disgusting

Then, having retrieved your mother's disgusting sex tape...
4) vain

He may be a vain, selfish, lying, and quite possibly alcoholic man-whore...
5) unregistered

Because you're gay? They're unregistered and untraceable.
6) irrelevant

And the price is irrelevant, because you're going to steal it back...
7) steep

But 4 million seems pretty steep for...
8) alcoholic

He may be a vain, selfish, lying, and quite possibly alcoholic man-whore...
9) dumb

Pretty dumb taking a bath with it. Sterling, I'm warning you.
10) drunk

Is drunk. Ah.
11) damn

...for whatever's on that damn disk.
12) triple

I call it the Sterling Archer Triple-A Power Play.
13) tough

Come on, I've broken into way tough places, right?
14) thick

Not these towels, some thick ones.
15) stupid

GILLETTE: Idiot. Stupid, stupid, stupid idiot.
16) obvious

Dukes! Is it obvious he has a gun?
17) proud

Perhaps that will teach you to insult the proud nation of Monaco.
18) tight

This shit's pretty tight, man. Oh, I can let it out.

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