Name: Double Trouble
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) calfskin

It's a calfskin Hermès grip...
2) toot

So all ashore from the S. S. Date Rape. Toot, toot.
3) abomination

- The unholy abomination of metal fused with flesh which now stands before you.
4) beet

Look, no offense, but standing in line for beet and toilet paper...
5) shalom

Thanks. Or shalom or whatever it is we say.
6) deuce

And this deuce ain't gonna drop itself.
7) caterer

...with florists and caterer, and that his wedding would never happen, I...
8) tint

How could they, with this illegal-ass window tint?
9) tramp

...that Russian tramp wants to con you into marriage for a green card, and...
10) suitcase

Ugh. Please don't make him into a suitcase.
11) precedent

But don't thank him, it sets a bad precedent.
12) archer

ARCHER: Oh, I don't know about all that.
13) blossom

My cherry blossom are wilting.
14) grape

...and I spilled grape Tang on her stupid flokati rug.
15) stripe

Something about stripe and solids?
16) altitude

BARRY: Pitch is out, I can't hold altitude. ARCHER: What?
17) idiot

Shut up, idiot, and help me think.
18) crossword

Ah, is not so bad. You take crossword, you catch up with your neighbors.

1) disavow

Hush, it'll show you've been disavow by the KGB, and then Mother will...
2) sow

Well, too bad, because you've sow the wind, and now you shall reap...
3) slap

...when some A-hole slap me on the back...
4) beg

Mortified. I beg your forgiveness.
5) fuse

- The unholy abomination of metal fuse with flesh which now stands before you.
6) swear

Darling, I swear, it's a fake.
7) spill

...and I spill grape Tang on her stupid flokati rug.
8) fake

The KGB fake her file, Mother. Oh, whatever.
9) quit

Woodhouse, I quit drinking for her.
10) shut

Well, then, shut up.
11) solve

...because you still have not solve my Kasanova problem.
12) lie

Not just yet. Because I lie.
13) realize

Unh! You realize I can never unhear that sentence, Pam. And why are you crying?
14) bet

I bet Mother was hitting star again.
15) promise

No, thanks. I promise Katya I'd quit drinking.
16) catch

Ah, is not so bad. You take crossword, you catch up with your neighbors.
17) lock

Don't worry, she won't get far. I'm lock ISIS down, top to bottom.
18) lose

...the irony of which is not lost on me.

1) disturbingly

I know you're having a disturbingly hard time with this...
2) criminally

Even if it's... Oh, I don't know, a criminally insane cyborg.
3) ashore

So all ashore from the S. S. Date Rape. Toot, toot.
4) technically

Uh, technically, your mother is my employer.
5) wherever

Wherever we go, someone will always be hunting us.
6) barely

A man barely alive.
7) literally

...the cumulative hangover will literally kill me.
8) obviously

...because obviously the Russians put another chip in it.
9) apparently

Apparently, how bad a Ping-Pong paddle hurts on a tiny, bare ass.
10) carefully

Woodhouse? Listen very carefully.
11) forever

But this technology could forever alter the balance of world power.
12) twice

- Threw me off a roof, twice.
13) truly

Well, if you truly love Ms. Kasanova...
14) exactly

No, Katya, don't you see? That's exactly what Mother wants.
15) especially

ARCHER: Especially since you and I had sex when I had cancer.
16) almost

Right? Almost as cool as my van.
17) super

Wow, Barry, you're, like, super strong.
18) actually

Katya, this is actually my mother.

1) venereal

What in the name of pre-paid venereal disease...
2) bionic

We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man.
3) sarcastic

Totally being sarcastic about the Georgia O'Keeffe posters.
4) retarded

But he is not a double agent. Are you retarded?
5) ironic

BARRY: Yeah, you wanna know what's really ironic?
6) understandable

It's understandable from you, Lana... Hah!
7) jealous

Oh, yeah, okay, I see what's happening here. You're both jealous.
8) explosive

Huh. Not really the explosive climax I thought it was gonna be.
9) insane

Even if it's... Oh, I don't know, a criminally insane cyborg.
10) awful

I swear, if anyone saw me in this awful van...
11) dumb

Then you're as dumb as you are stupid, because best-case scenario...
12) deaf

Goddamn, Woodhouse, are you deaf?
13) cumulative

...the cumulative hangover will literally kill me.
14) strict

What? Only by the strict legal definition.
15) bare

Apparently, how bad a Ping-Pong paddle hurts on a tiny, bare ass.
16) fake

JAKOV: So you fake Kasanova's file, those fools at ISIS hack into it...
17) brilliant

But, surely, a brilliant scientist like you, how is it you are single?
18) stupid

Then you're as dumb as you are stupid, because best-case scenario...

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