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00:21:18
H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash
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...about a jillion more times, Lana, see if that helps.
Some kind of dry-ice bomb? Ugh! Yes, ruiner of explanations.
STEWARDESS: Ugh.
Since when are you such a radical environmentalist?
...and a side of crawfish étouffée? I'm not sure I'm gonna like it.
With the old ones you could flush a dachshund puppy.
For God's sake, Pam. Have you no sense of decency?
How's it feel to be a murderer?
But I do really wish there was a gator. Hey, come on, not even as a joke, Lana.
But there's a pig launcher here. ARCHER: Is that what it sounds like?
I know. You lose. I think your biggest fear is intimacy.
I forgot about that afro. You know what?
Runs right underneath these swamp, supplying almost 20 percent...
One lousy black rhino, one lousy Bengal tiger.
...putting low-flow fixture on plumbing.
So we'll set up a defensive perimeter at the launcher and catch him when he tries.
...and I get mosquito and no beer and not laid. How could this get any...?
ARCHER: Oh, man, is this great? LANA: No, Archer.
So if the gator-poop water is too dirty... Yeah, we need distil water.
Yeah, I think that's what enrage him.
Pressure builds until it explode. How long does that take?
Thirty acres of wetlands disappear every single day...
Borrowed it from Woodhouse. Archer, what the shit?
I would've been here sooner, but you stole my boat.
But back then you just organize peaceful protests.
Since you refuse to help... You don't need help to get drunk.
Hey, I just drag this damn boat through a mile of my three biggest fears...
Wow, speaking of disastrous... Speaking of shut up.
What? You still would've burn your hands reaching in here.
Oh, you are shit me. I know, right?
That's when I realize I had to lead the fight...
...but holy shit, Lana, I pour my heart out, and you just throw it right back in my face?
I bet you probably eat veal.
Combine them in a seal container and you've got yourself...
...but all you care about is how much gas you pump out.
That's, like, a thousand miles away. Three years ago, they caught a 9-foot croc...
So technically, I saved the pipeline. Yeah, you're the best.
I'll keep feeling this incredibly vibrant and alive?
Stupid efficient Canadian light bulbs. I can barely even see what I'm doing.
And if you're hot, and also somewhat bitchy, drink a beer.
What is wrong with you? I obviously don't...
No, he's definitely wounded.
...and I haven't had a vacation in forever.
Yeah, good, great idea. Do the one thing that could possibly make it hotter.
...so I wouldn't exactly call it a vacation.
Runs right underneath these swamps, supplying almost 20 percent...
That actually feels way better.
...so it kind of equals out. Can we change the subject?
Nothing soon, if people like you keep destroying the environment.
GRAY: Destroying his habitat isn't enough? Wha...?
Three weeks later I was in Tunisia, killing a different man.
In that inky black water. Into which we are currently sinking.
Still got the cooler though, so...
Alligators, by far the biggest.
And so now all 20 enraged feet of him is swimming around out there.
Is it as idiotic as your other plan? That's how brainstorming works, Lana.
ARCHER: Was that rhetorical? LANA: Archer.
Nothing. It can happen anywhere at any time, that's why it's terrifying.
Oh, my God, that's depressing. Sorry.
What is it? Shattered dreams.
Come on, this is a very fragile ecosystem. Too fragile to spare one trout?
Dump them on the street with those ridiculous light bulbs.
I'll keep feeling this incredibly vibrant and alive?
Smells like rotten meat. Also, yes.
So we'll set up a defensive perimeter at the launcher and catch him when he tries.
But back then you just organized peaceful protests.
...we are going to make this place lean and green.
And so you've memorized every fatal alligator attack?
The slight reduction of power could put lives at risk.
Since when are you such a radical environmentalist?
Since you refuse to help... You don't need help to get drunk.
Shut up. But, Josh, seriously, do you really think the ends justify such violent means?