Name: The Double Deuce
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) chandelle

Caught old Jerry in a chandelle, poor bastard went down like a quail.
2) tontine

The tontine. Oh.
3) twit

That's all you have to say, you great flapping twit?
4) geezer

Not me, but, you know, somebody would. So how many of you old geezer are left?
5) pensioner

Wens and Bux died in their sleep at the pensioner' home.
6) brat

No, no, no. Woodhouse, I can either do... God, you are such a little brat. Here!
7) niece

Scripes phones me at my niece's house in Secaucus, New Jersey...
8) scalp

Because of the scalp. For...
9) liar

Shut up, liar. Of things impossible.
10) pint

Clapped-out Arab whore traded it for a pint. Said it was sterling.
11) scotch

...splash scotch and women's underthings about...
12) lad

Oh, come on, lad, show some stones.
13) reinforcement

The secret is negative reinforcement.
14) circumstance

...dies under mysterious circumstance."
15) badger

That's silvertip badger, kid. You know how much this cost?
16) attendant

An officer's personal attendant. Oh.
17) bastard

Caught old Jerry in a chandelle, poor bastard went down like a quail.
18) archer

ARCHER: Woodhouse. What the hell is this?

1) piddle

So are you, if you piddle in here.
2) scoundrel

You scoundrel. Is that brandy? Thought you'd like a pick-me-up, sir.
3) shatter

And then the sky just shatter.
4) decorate

Most decorate aerodrome...
5) sha

And there sha't be any rescue party.
6) bash

It's not the first time I bash his head in and had to cover my tracks.
7) steal

It's Reggie's. I stole it from his effects.
8) dive

- When that Hun bastard dove in from behind.
9) survive

Oh. Well, Reggie survive the crash somehow.
10) belong

Oh, no, the flat belong to Mr. Archer, who is my...
11) suspect

Wait a second. "Sir Aldous Wensleydale, foul play suspect.
12) damn

That's right. Damned wretched of me, I know, but I just wanted a memento.
13) adopt

The fact the government let you two fruit-bats adopt a baby.
14) suppose

I know you're not suppose to have them on a greasy bar. In Tangiers.
15) wash

Then I sort of wash up in Tangiers...
16) slip

...tell him he slip and fell...
17) solve

And mystery solve, he was a thousand.
18) murder

...are being murder.

1) dreadfully

I say, I'm dreadfully sorry about that, old boy.
2) unbelievably

Unbelievably gigantic ass.
3) wherever

Or wherever, just out of here.
4) somehow

Oh. Well, Reggie survived the crash somehow.
5) damn

ARCHER: Woodhouse? Damn right.
6) basically

Is basically just a great big asbestos lawsuit waiting to happen.
7) somewhere

They'll come. We should get you somewhere safe.
8) indeed

Hell indeed, sir.
9) nearly

Oh, nearly 1200 pounds.
10) perhaps

So, sir, perhaps your mother could look after the wee baby Seamus?
11) sometimes

We were losing two, sometimes three pilots a week.
12) finally

Oh, yeah? Did somebody finally out the queen? Right?
13) behind

- When that Hun bastard dove in from behind.
14) quite

But seriously, I've wanted to tell you this for ages, but I never quite knew how.
15) especially

Especially when that officer was Captain Reginald Thistleton.
16) almost

Bloody should be. Almost killed me.
17) enough

He's got it tough enough as it is.
18) sort

And then I just sort of drifted about.

1) unbowed

And there I found him, in the words of Henley, "bloodied but unbowed."
2) gigantic

Unbelievably gigantic ass.
3) enlisted

But for the enlisted, being chosen to bat for an officer was very desirable.
4) damned

I say, that's damned decent of you.
5) rubbish

I'd forgotten all about that rubbish tontine.
6) wee

The wee baby Seamus. Miss Trinette said you'd agreed to it...
7) awful

He says, "Ain't it awful about Stilton?" And he wants to come pay us a visit.
8) fuzzy

WOODHOUSE: After that, it's all a bit fuzzy.
9) foul

Wait a second. "Sir Aldous Wensleydale, foul play suspected.
10) upset

That's why you're so upset?
11) keen

No, Stilton was always quite keen on that. Remember?
12) infinite

Oh, maybe if we had an infinite amount of time. And she were someone else.
13) desperate

They're just desperate to sell newspapers.
14) routine

He was on his way back from a routine patrol...
15) loose

I do seem to recall an awful lot of loose doorknobs.
16) tough

He's got it tough enough as it is.
17) alive

WOODHOUSE: You'll never take us alive, Scripes.
18) fantastic

BISHOP: Ow. And my first-favorite lamp, fantastic.

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