Name: Placebo Effect
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) cannabidiol

...or for cannabidiol's clinically proven ability to inhibit cancer cell growth?
2) tetraphenol

And you're taking tetraphenol orally, right?
3) eardrum

I've got two perforated eardrum and I guess I've just been...
4) toenail

...because my toenail are popping off like pogs.
5) dib

Well, Lana, since you already had dib on Team I Have an Oversized Vagina...
6) impatience

So you'll forgive my impatience because I and a lot of other people...
7) sucrose

I know what sucrose is, idiot. But there's medicine in there too, right?
8) bagel

I supply the mimosas and bagel and lox...
9) bedside

Good bedside manner, knows all the parts of the ear.
10) reagent

And so, if the reagent turns blue...
11) rampage

Well, excuse me, Lana. It's a rampage. Still, though.
12) dope

He runs everything here in Brooklyn. Numbers, protection, dope, prostitution.
13) recital

MALORY: I mean, was I there for every single recital and lacrosse game? No.
14) paddy

PADDY: Mikey Hannity, you say one word and I'll cut your yellow heart out...
15) havoc

Cry havoc, and let slip the hogs of war.
16) fragmentation

...between an M26 and a Mark 2 fragmentation grenade.
17) spit

Mm. Cock-flavored spit.
18) circumstance

Do you feel those? Different circumstance, might feel good.

1) invent

The Nazis invent Neil Armstrong? Rockets.
2) poke

...so why the hell are you poking a hole in my bag, Krieger?
3) snatch

After the war ended, we were snatch up Kraut scientists like hotcakes.
4) threaten

Well, you threaten to shove a knife up his dick hole. Which, again, ick.
5) swear

Because I swear to God, I will strip back down and show you all over again.
6) gag

Plus they're gag. Still, though.
7) spill

I could barely even keep up, he was spill the beans so fast.
8) remind

It's spring-loaded. Which remind me...
9) smell

I bet it smell like weed and rampage.
10) advocate

Oh, yeah? Yeah, and I advocate its use.
11) shut

...and you people shut up and ingest them and watch Terms of Enrampagement.
12) wake

Regis. I wake up early every morning and watch Regis.
13) bet

But I bet he knows the capital of Brazil, don't you?
14) promise

...I promise you, I will shoot your fat Irish faces off...
15) assume

I'm just assuming you don't know what goes on here.
16) lose

They lost the war. Lack of science.
17) grow

Because I grew up in Braz... Bristol County, Rhode Island.
18) guess

All this time, it's been... Growing, I guess.

1) badass

And do it badass like I would...
2) orally

And you're taking tetraphenol orally, right?
3) accidentally

The day my pet Dobermans accidentally ate my father.
4) sometime

You don't believe me? Walk into NASA sometime and yell, "Heil Hitler."
5) barely

Even if I can barely pay for it.
6) literally

...and the IV stuff is literally 2 grand a bag...
7) damn

He damn sure didn't give it to me.
8) basically

Counterfeit cancer drugs? Yeah, basically candy corn and Zima.
9) somewhere

Yeah? To where? Some bigger mansion somewhere else you bought...
10) obviously

Obviously. Oh.
11) exactly

Exactly. Look how you turned out.
12) alone

KRIEGER: Leave me alone. I am not a Nazi.
13) behind

Why? Because I'm way behind on my treatment.
14) actually

I actually have no idea. No shit.
15) kind

But you are kind of being a bitch.
16) enough

Well, you're sweet enough to come see a sick old lady in the hospital.
17) though

Well, excuse me, Lana. It's a rampage. Still, though.
18) fast

I could barely even keep up, he was spilling the beans so fast.

1) jillion

Plus I can only assume a Brazilian mob would be a jillion times sexier.
2) vietcong

And was that, hopefully, some sort of Vietcong prison camp?
3) chewable

You didn't think it was weird your chemo drugs were chewable?
4) perforated

I've got two perforated eardrums and I guess I've just been...
5) intravenous

Well, what about the intravenous drug? Right, yes, the cyclophosphamate.
6) oversized

Well, Lana, since you already had dibs on Team I Have an Oversized Vagina...
7) gastric

Fair amount of gastric distress, and, uh, scarf.
8) lame

Hang on, that was lame. You killed my men, sure.
9) racist

I'm sorry, was that racist? I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at Archer.
10) nazi

Well, we'll just see what Ms. Archer has to say about this Nazi beeswax.
11) educated

Well, this is just an educated guess, but, um...
12) bald

Do I look like I need bald guy cream? No...
13) striking

See? The striking lever's the same, though.
14) inappropriate

Wildly inappropriate.
15) innocent

One more and the innocent Honduran janitors...
16) brazilian

And why couldn't it be the Brazilian mob?
17) precious

But I just can't even imagine life without my precious Sterling.
18) prescribed

Hmm. Let me see, to take my prescribed chemotherapy...

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